well now hes down to two butts a day! ha12 AnswersJokes & Riddles1 decade ago
a black dress and a mustache....ha2 AnswersJokes & Riddles1 decade ago
he came into a saloon and had a cocktail, sherrif came in and said " three legged dog what brings you in town? he said i'm lookin' for the guy that shot my paw". ha ha4 AnswersJokes & Riddles1 decade ago
12. I Hate Every Bone in Her Body But Mine.
11. Its's Hard to Kiss the Lips At Night That Chewed My *** All Day.
10. If the Phone don't Ring, You'll Know it's Me.
9. I Liked You Better Before I Got to Know You So Well.
8. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better.
7. I Wouldn't take Her to a Dog Fight 'Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win.
6. I'll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let's Honeymoon Tonight.
5. I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like You're Still Here.
4. If I Had Shot You When I First Wanted to, I'd Be Out Of Prison by Now.
3. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend and I Sure Miss Him.
2. She Got The Ring and I Got The Finger.
AND THE NUMBER 1 SONG.....
1. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman But I've Sure Woke Up With a Few.3 AnswersJokes & Riddles1 decade ago
3, One to hold the light bulb, and 2 to drink until the room spins!!! ha ha
Now hes down to two butts a day! ha ha ha17 AnswersJokes & Riddles1 decade ago
I was born 10:20 am. if that helps.16 AnswersHoroscopes1 decade ago
They both get to smell it all day but don't get to eat it! ha ha14 AnswersJokes & Riddles1 decade ago