They're everywhere! They're in my cabinets, my laundry, swarming over my sink--they have no shame at all! I have to wipe off all my cans before I open them because of the little black specks they leave behind. I've fumigated already, set out poison, put all of my food in airtight plastic containers--I'm getting ready to just set fire to my house and collect the insurance! Please, someone tell me how to get rid of them so I can have company again without dying of embarrassment!