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  • how do i get an out of state license plate?

    i've just bought a car from a small used car dealership and since i dont have to pay state taxes, i figured a free license would be cheaper than one from south carolina.... but i dont know how to order one.

    1 AnswerInsurance & Registration10 years ago
  • what causes gray hairs?

    i know that it's genetic but does stress really cause hair to fall out or turn gray earlier than normal?

    4 AnswersHair1 decade ago
  • iPod or Zune..............?

    and why?

    13 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade ago
  • Which type of currency spreads more germs?

    coin money or paper money?

    2 AnswersOther - Health1 decade ago
  • which font best conveys a loving tone?

    in your opinion.

    but i run a microsoft vista and i am so angry that i can never use helvetica

    2 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade ago
  • what was your new years resolution?

    do you still remember? mine was simple, it was to try to get better every day, at least try

    8 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade ago
  • which songs relate to the gay and lesbian community?

    im not gay but im making a mixtape. why not. the ymca song is old school but its raining men is obvious... i just dont know any others.

    Abba isnt homsexual right? because i sing dancing queen around my friends all the time

  • what questions should i ask the colleges i am interested in?

    or colleges im not interested in but they keep spamming my email account.

    i just want to know which topics should i steer toward and which details i should look for

    3 AnswersHigher Education (University +)1 decade ago
  • this guy i considered a friend has been talkin sh*t about me behind me back, how can i resolve this?

    without having to kick his ***. i always thought of him as a friend since i had a big part in ruining his innocence. he introduces me to his friends as a weird guy, which i take no offense to because i dont really care for his church friends. BUT c*ckblocking is against man law and i will not have for it in the ranks of my friend. its expected because he's a naive christian boy but thats not cool.

    how can i diplomatically resolve this without resorting to violence?

    5 AnswersFriends1 decade ago
  • How can I obtain my goal of gaining 3 to 5 pounds steadily for 12 months?

    I play offensive line for football and I know all my steps and where to go but if i could stay above my back ups that would be great. all my back ups weigh more than me... so im thinkin 36-60 pound gain in one year would not only disprove all my previous beliefs on weight gain but i think my coaches will definitely have a what the hell look on their face... in a good way

    2 AnswersDiet & Fitness1 decade ago
  • Simple solutions to a boring year in your life...

    19 sucks. It's a year of your life that you will inevitably piss away. So here’s a weekly planner for how to successfully do just that.

    Week 1. Resist using water until someone of the opposite sex mentions it

    Week 2. Teach a toddler a swear word

    Week 3. Make a sandcastle in the backseat of your dads car

    Week 4. See how long you can talk without coming to the end of a sentence

    Week 5. Bring back peace frog t-shirts

    Week 6. Hang up on every call while the other person is mid sentence and blame it on a bad connection

    Week 7. Go to as many TGI Fridays as you can and tell each of them that it’s your birthday

    Week 8. Dress up nice and pretend like you’re interested in buying a BMW

    Week 9. See how long you can go without using the words “other” “really” and “then”.

    Week 10. Play xbox for as long as you can without bathroom breaks

    Week 11. Ask a girl if she think she’s pretty and no matter what her response is say “Interesting. I’m going to blog about that.”

    Week 12. Vomit on a salad bar

    Week 13. Bring a My Buddy doll with you wherever you go

    Week 14. Pretend to be from England when you talk to yourself

    Week 15. Convince as many people as you can that you were adopted.

    Week 16. Speak in third person

    Week 17. Try to use the word “cyclical” in every conversation

    Week 18. Write a play using your friends as characters and have them all die tragically

    Week 19. Grow a mustache

    Week 20. When you discover that you can’t grow a mustache, buy a fake one and wear it with pride

    Week 21. Go on a diet of Arizona iced tea and Cadberry Crème Eggs

    Week 22. Adopt a goldfish

    Week 23. Place take out orders and never pick them up

    Week 24. Wear an eye patch and when people ask, say you don’t want to talk about it.

    Week 25. Watch a Tom Arnold marathon

    Week 26. Try to make beer in your bathtub

    Week 27. Wear a kilt

    Week 28. Wear a turban

    Week 29. Wear that same eye patch again, but this time if people ask, pretend to cry

    Week 30. Fall down in public as often as possible.

    Week 31. Tell off your grandma

    Week 32. Tell your parents you want a divorce from them

    Week 33. Spend the whole week watching QVC

    Week 34. Tickle a fat girl

    Week 35. Go commando

    Week 36. Steal laundry from the laundry room

    Week 37. Try out for a sports team with a monologue

    Week 38. Wear a sombrero

    Week 39. Chew the same piece of gum for a week

    Week 40. Go for as long as you can without sleeping

    Week 41. Deliberately screw up your class registration for next semester

    Week 42. Convince the school nurse you have chicken pox

    Week 43. Wet the bed

    Week 44. Part your hair in the middle

    Week 45. End all text messages and emails with xoxo

    Week 46. Draw glasses on your face.

    Week 47. Wear roller skates and resist taking them off.

    Week 48. Spend a week eating only what you steal from vending machines.

    Week 49. Don’t use deodorant or toothpaste

    Week 50. Wear a wig

    Week 51. See how long you can linger in an ATM vestibule before someone asks you to leave.

    Week 52. Convince your friends you’re turning 19 again.

    2 AnswersJokes & Riddles1 decade ago
  • Romantic or Creepy, There are Sliiight Differences

    Romance is a funny thing; a romantic gesture toward a girl is completely influenced by how she feels about you. Be careful before going out on a limb for that special someone, because if a girl isn’t into you, your attempt at romance may be perceived as creepy. Take a hint from the following examples, which would all be deemed romantic by a girl who is into you, and creepy by a girl who isn’t.

    * Leaving flowers on her car while she’s at work.

    * Writing her a love poem.

    * Planning a surprise party.

    * Buying a teddy bear whose chest reads “I wuv u!”

    * Lighting candles in her bedroom and waiting for her wearing only a smile.

    * Giving her a coffee tin full of your ear wax.

    * Shaving her initials into your pubic hair.

    * Painting a picture of her using only blood and feces.

    * Taking her literally when she says she hates her parents; killing them.

    * Finding her dead from an apparent poisoning when, in fact, she’s only pretending to be dead, but killing yourself by drinking poison just the same due to the anguish.

    10 AnswersJokes & Riddles1 decade ago
  • People Say...............

    People say I'm a little oxy-moronic

    # People say I’m indecisive, but I’m not sure what I’m gonna do about it

    # People say I'm a skeptic, but I don't believe them

    # People say that I’m apathetic, but I don’t care.

    # People say I'm too sensitive, and it really hurts my feelings

    # People say I have a good sense of humor, and I don't think that's very funny

    # People say I'm paranoid, but that's because it's all part of their plan

    # People say I'm too accepting, and I love them for that

    # People say I'm ignorant, but I don't know what the hell they're talking about

    # People say I'm blind, but I just don't see it

    # People say I'm creepy, but I like that blue shirt you're wearing

    # People say I don't make sense, ting-a-ling ting-a-ling!

    # I had one of these about being forgetful, now where did I put it?

    # People say that I don't finish things that I sta

    1 AnswerJokes & Riddles1 decade ago
  • Why are all my dreams... normal?

    Since i was in elementary school ive never had a dream that involved high contrast colors nor any ridiculous science fiction plots. Just my fellow humans and I and actual sized buildings. Though i go through some of the non-sense that most dreams are made of, i wouldnt mind flying for once. Sometimes i dont even realize its a dream (most people dont in time, usually i do) but recently my dreams have been flooding my sleep and i want to know why my brain is so boring

    3 AnswersPsychology1 decade ago
  • Is there a way i can record video on my DCR-DVD305 and save it to my memory card?

    i'm borrowing my aunts camcorder until i can get my digital camcorder and i dont like the whole mini dvd idea. the mini dvds have less memory and you cant fix things; it's just inferior. if there is a way i can record straight to memory card with this handycam that would be nice to know.

    1 AnswerCamcorders1 decade ago
  • what's the difference between microsoft works, micr. office professional plus and mic. home and office?

    between the three im taking up a whole gig of memory... i also have to delete maybe 10 more gigs (hopefully?) of memory.

    and the question is which one should i delete? ever since ive gotten this new laptop with vista i havent had the need to delete memory so ive forgotten how...

    2 AnswersSoftware1 decade ago
  • simple question about windows movie maker?

    can i separate sound from the film of my video files? i know i can put audio over the video but i dont want any sounds but the audio file i am importing.

    if you can, can you describe Final Cut on the Mac? because im the crazy one in the family working a windows when everyone else is apple oriented

    3 AnswersSoftware1 decade ago
  • did you guys know that george carlin was the first host of saturday night live?

    the first episode ever was hosted by our beloved late comic

    4 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade ago
  • what's in an ant bite? and why do they bite?

    just wondering, but i do have a miracle cure for ant bites.. too bad its in another language, its green oil

    5 AnswersZoology1 decade ago