• Maybe this is why Hillary Clinton Lost the Election?

    I was thinking about this and I think the only thing that was really hurting her was all the leaks about bad things she did. So this is my idea. She has been in the government for A LONG time. And in the government you have A LOT of meetings. She even has meetings in other countries and probably has done this a million times. So because she has had... show more
    I was thinking about this and I think the only thing that was really hurting her was all the leaks about bad things she did. So this is my idea. She has been in the government for A LONG time. And in the government you have A LOT of meetings. She even has meetings in other countries and probably has done this a million times. So because she has had so many meetings she has almost definitely farted during one of these meetings. Maybe someone heard it at one of these meetings and then that was what leaked to people. It is really bad to fart during a meeting when other people are making power point presentations (espeically in Japan and China). If people found out that she farted during meetings they almost defintely couldn't vote for her anymore so this could really explain why this happened. Also, now that I think of it she is very old and her body is probably not good anymore to keep the farts in, they just squeeze out and you don't even know (this happens to my grandma when she is walking). So this is almost definetly the reason why she lost probably. Thank you.
    3 answers · Politics · 1 year ago
  • Is my idea good to become famous?

    Instead of wasting time excercising both my legs, I will spend all my time working out just my right leg. That way It will get stronger twice as fast. Then I will become really good at kicking field goals (i've played soccer a lot so I am already good at kicking). Then I can make a millinon dollars just to kick football.
    Instead of wasting time excercising both my legs, I will spend all my time working out just my right leg. That way It will get stronger twice as fast. Then I will become really good at kicking field goals (i've played soccer a lot so I am already good at kicking). Then I can make a millinon dollars just to kick football.
    1 answer · Diet & Fitness · 2 years ago
  • Is saying anis ok or not??

    I am getting mixed signals from my teachers and I am SICK OF IT. Today in class we were learning about a butt and i asked "how does the cooley know to open up to let the poop out?" and the teacher said "cooley is not good, the proper way we call it is a anis." And then in the next period i was in english class and an IDIOT in my... show more
    I am getting mixed signals from my teachers and I am SICK OF IT. Today in class we were learning about a butt and i asked "how does the cooley know to open up to let the poop out?" and the teacher said "cooley is not good, the proper way we call it is a anis." And then in the next period i was in english class and an IDIOT in my class kicked my backpack so I said "You are an ANIS!" And then the teacher yelled at me and said it was not proper. Excuse me? What the HECK is going on here? One teacher says anis is proper and one teacher says anis is not proper. How can I know what to do?
    6 answers · Teaching · 2 years ago
  • Did noah accidently make all new animals because there wasn't enough room on his boat?

    I got this idea from looking at a zebra which looks like a combination of a horse and a cow. The thing is, Noah put all the animals on a boat and there wasn't a lot of room and i don't think that a horse would normally have sex with a cow but maybe it was so small that the horses weiner slipped into a cow and that is how a zebra came out.... show more
    I got this idea from looking at a zebra which looks like a combination of a horse and a cow. The thing is, Noah put all the animals on a boat and there wasn't a lot of room and i don't think that a horse would normally have sex with a cow but maybe it was so small that the horses weiner slipped into a cow and that is how a zebra came out. there was no cameras there to prove this, but it makes sense. also where did he put the fish?
    5 answers · Religion & Spirituality · 2 years ago
  • Did Jesus poop on the cross?

    I always ask my mom and she never answers this question. And my mom says i can never ask the priest, but the thing is when my mom made me go in to the confessional, first I confessed that I hit my girlfriend with a tube that was open on one end that i had found on the side of the street and then I said "I am sorry about that, also do you know... show more
    I always ask my mom and she never answers this question. And my mom says i can never ask the priest, but the thing is when my mom made me go in to the confessional, first I confessed that I hit my girlfriend with a tube that was open on one end that i had found on the side of the street and then I said "I am sorry about that, also do you know if Jesus pooped?" And the priest got really mad and told me to read the bible. But i don't know what chapter they talk about jesus pooping. I thought maybe he pooped when he was on the cross because i think he was on that thing for a while but of course NOTHING when i looked it up. The thing is, i think he had to poop. But also i know that pooping is a bad thing, so maybe he only farted them out because farts are not as bad as poop. Does anyone know this?
    16 answers · Religion & Spirituality · 4 years ago
  • Why does pooping stimulate peeing?

    When we poop, the pee is unstoppable. You try to poop and pee, even the most tiny amount, even if you didn't have to pee AT ALL, well here it is. The pee comes, oh and it WILL come. But why? Is there some connection from the butt to the penis that makes them happen together? Is it two PEES in a pod? If there isn't a scientific reason for... show more
    When we poop, the pee is unstoppable. You try to poop and pee, even the most tiny amount, even if you didn't have to pee AT ALL, well here it is. The pee comes, oh and it WILL come. But why? Is there some connection from the butt to the penis that makes them happen together? Is it two PEES in a pod? If there isn't a scientific reason for this, is there at least a logical one?
    3 answers · Men's Health · 4 years ago
  • I think my girlfriend farted?

    so i know that some people don't think it is serious, but i thnk it is. Basically my girlfriend was on the couch, and i heard something that i never want to hear again. and i stood up and said "how do you explain that" and she said it was the couch. and i told her not to dare lie, and i said we would wait to see if a smell came. A... show more
    so i know that some people don't think it is serious, but i thnk it is. Basically my girlfriend was on the couch, and i heard something that i never want to hear again. and i stood up and said "how do you explain that" and she said it was the couch. and i told her not to dare lie, and i said we would wait to see if a smell came. A smell never came. But i can tell she was nervous so its possible that a disgusting gas came out of her butthole. Has anyone else experienced this with a girl and how did you train her to stop farting? Also, if it happened again, how did you move on from it?
    9 answers · Singles & Dating · 4 years ago
  • Help with a girl, next move?

    So there is a girl that I really like. She is a family friend. Lately things have gotten really good after i broke up with my old girlfriend because I hit her face. We saw each other by the beach and we really had a good time (i helped her on and off the jetty). The next move I made was that I tried to grind her when we were walking home but she... show more
    So there is a girl that I really like. She is a family friend. Lately things have gotten really good after i broke up with my old girlfriend because I hit her face. We saw each other by the beach and we really had a good time (i helped her on and off the jetty). The next move I made was that I tried to grind her when we were walking home but she said it was weird cause there was no music. Is this a good thing? I saw that on TV that someone a guy grinded a girl and it seems to usually work like a charm. She also laughed at a joke I made which is always a good sign. AND when she was going home she said "I'll see you later" so now I know she wants to see me again soon. Another piece to the puzzle. Also as she was walking away she sneezed and so she made the sound "ah choo" but i think that she might have said "I love you" at the same time because it sounded like that was in there. I would have sworn. So do you think that it is possible I could do sex with her? (sex is penis on a vagina) I don't mean possible because i know that it is possible that my penis can go into her vagina (unless its clogged or closed up) but i mean when do you think it will happen? I am making her the soundtrack to Rent now which should help move things along, but other than that, what is there to even do?
    1 answer · Friends · 4 years ago
  • Is it ok to hit a girl on her face if she calls you a pee?

    My girlfriend called me a pee. Thats right, a pee. So i hit her right on her face with a long tube. Was this the right thing to do? The tube was made out of plastic and it was closed on the end. It kind of looked like a penis, i found it on the side of the road and now that i think of it it makes sense to hit her with this. I hit her with the very... show more
    My girlfriend called me a pee. Thats right, a pee. So i hit her right on her face with a long tube. Was this the right thing to do? The tube was made out of plastic and it was closed on the end. It kind of looked like a penis, i found it on the side of the road and now that i think of it it makes sense to hit her with this. I hit her with the very thing (penis) that creates the disgusting liquid that she called me (a pee). I know its not always good to hit a girl, but a pee is very bad and it was only a tube and i need to train her not to call people a pee. So it is good that I did this for her and for everyone around.
    10 answers · Singles & Dating · 4 years ago
  • What is the deal with balls?

    I know the point of a penis (peeing, and doing sex) but what about the balls? My friend said that it releases the sperm (you put sperm into a women to mix with her ovals and make a baby). Where does the sperm come out cause there is no opening on my balls, none at all. I think that it might seep out of the balls like sweat or something but it would... show more
    I know the point of a penis (peeing, and doing sex) but what about the balls? My friend said that it releases the sperm (you put sperm into a women to mix with her ovals and make a baby). Where does the sperm come out cause there is no opening on my balls, none at all. I think that it might seep out of the balls like sweat or something but it would hurt to shove the balls into a women's vagina and then it would be hard to get to her ovals. I've tried to look this up and there is almost nothing about it anywhere, probably because its about penises and thats not good to talk about. We can figure this out, lets talk about it.
    4 answers · Men's Health · 4 years ago
  • Is pee simply the melted form of poop?

    I know that a fart is just the gas form of a poop, but what about pee? Is pee just the melted form of poop? I realized this when my ice cube melted and turned into just water. The diagrams below are to help show my idea: Ice=poop (both solid) water=pee (both liquid) ice---->water poop---->pee Is there anyway to disprove this?
    I know that a fart is just the gas form of a poop, but what about pee? Is pee just the melted form of poop? I realized this when my ice cube melted and turned into just water. The diagrams below are to help show my idea: Ice=poop (both solid) water=pee (both liquid) ice---->water poop---->pee Is there anyway to disprove this?
    8 answers · Biology · 4 years ago