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  • Do you really know the answer?

    When does your clothes become dirty? Aside from the obvious. For example, you get dressed and you are wearing jeans and you work in an office all day. Aside from the obvious ways like getting food on them, stains etc. When are they considered dirty? If they look the same when you take them off as they did when you put them on are they dirty? What if they smell the same? At what time during the day did they become dirty? If some one asked you are your jeans clean at 11 am what do you say? What about 1 pm? 3 pm? If you say clean at 1 and dirty at 3, then when did they become dirty?

    27 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade ago
  • How many times do you use...?

    a towel to dry your self off?

    Do you use the same towel multiple times or do you use a different one after each bath?

    54 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade ago
  • Santa's reply to mail before the elf's edit them.....?

    Dear Santa,

    I want a new bike, a Play station, a train, some G.I. Joes, a dog, a drum kit, a pony and a tuba.

    Love,

    Francis

    Dear Francis,

    Who names their kid "Francis" nowadays? I bet you are funny, I'll set you up with a Barbie.

    Santa

    Dear Santa,

    I left milk and cookies for you under the tree, and I left carrots for your reindeer outside the back door.

    Love,

    Susan

    Dear Susan,

    Milk gives me the runs and carrots make the deer fart in my face when riding in the sleigh. You want to do me a favor? Leave me a bottle of scotch.

    Santa

    Dear Santa,

    What do you do the other 364 days of the year? Are you busy making toys?

    Your friend,

    Thomas

    Dear Thomas,

    All the toys are made in China . I have a condo in Vegas, where I spend most of my time making low-budget films. I unwind by drinking myself silly and squeezing the asses of waitresses while losing money at the craps table.Hey, you wanted to know.

    Santa

    Dearest Santa,

    We don't have a chimney in our house, how do you get into our home?

    Love,

    Marky

    Mark, first, stop calling yourself "Marky", that's why you're getting your *** whipped at school. Second, you don't live in a house, you live in a low-rent apartment complex. Third, I get inside your pad just like the boogeyman does, through your bedroom window.

    Sweet Dreams,

    Santa Dear Santa,

    Do you see us when we're sleeping, do you really know when we're awake, like in the song?

    Love,

    Jessica

    Dear Jessica,

    Are you really that gullible or are you just a blonde? Good luck in whatever you do. I'm skipping your house.

    SantaDear Santa,

    What do you do the other 364 days of the year? Are you busy making toys?

    Your friend,

    Thomas

    Dear Thomas,

    All the toys are made in China . I have a condo in Vegas, where I spend most of my time making low-budget films. I unwind by drinking myself silly and squeezing the asses of waitresses while losing money at the craps table.Hey, you wanted to know.

    Santa

    5 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade ago
  • What would Santa really say......?

    If Santa answered his mail honestly...

    Dear Santa

    I wud like a kool toy space ranjur fer Xmas. Iv ben a gud boy all yeer

    yer Frend,

    JaKe

    Dear Jake,

    Nice spelling. You're on your way to a career in lawn care. How about I send you a friggin' book so you can learn to read and write? I'm giving your older brother the space ranger. At least HE can spell!

    Santa

    Dear Santa,

    I have been a good girl all year, and the only thing I ask for is peace and joy in the world for everybody!

    Love,

    Sarah

    Dear Sarah,

    Your parents smoked pot when they had you, didn't they?

    Santa

    Dear Santa,

    I don't know if you can do this, but for Christmas, I'd like for my mommy and daddy to get back together. Please see what you can do?

    Love,

    Teddy

    Dear Teddy,

    Look, your dad's banging the babysitter like a screen door in a hurricane. Do you think he's gonna give that up to come back to your frigid mom, who rides his *** constantly? It's time to give up that dream. Santa

    5 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade ago
  • "10 POINTS" For Anyone That has any CHEAT CODES FOR "SPRINT CARS - ROAD TO KNOXVILLE"?

    This is a PS2 game and is fairly new, released 9-28-06. Ive looked at a few websites but havent found anything.

    2 AnswersGames & Gear1 decade ago
  • Does anyone have, or know someone that has, a Nielson TV ratings box?

    I heard of these boxes yet I have never known anybody that has one and I have lived all over the us. I wonder if these boxes are just a myth or do they really exist?

    2 AnswersTelevision1 decade ago
  • I Need Some Romantic Suggestions...?

    I have a wonderful wife and 2 great kids. I need some suggestions that will surprise her. Something that is uncommon, that can be done at home. Something that is out of the ordinary.

    11 AnswersOther - Family & Relationships1 decade ago
  • i need some romantic suggestions...?

    i have 2 children so time is very limited

    23 AnswersOther - Family & Relationships1 decade ago
  • how can i find out why im being locked out from being able to post on the college pickem message boards?

    ive been locked out from posting on the college pickem message boards but i have not done anything wrong. can anyone tell me who i can contact to have this matter cleard up?

    1 AnswerPosting Messages1 decade ago