• Police Jokes?

    A policeman stops a lady and asks for her license. He says "Lady, it says here that you should be wearing glasses." The woman answered "Well, I have contacts." The policeman replied "I don't care who you know! You're getting a ticket!" "When I saw you driving down the road, I guessed 55 at... show more
    A policeman stops a lady and asks for her license. He says "Lady, it says here that you should be wearing glasses." The woman answered "Well, I have contacts." The policeman replied "I don't care who you know! You're getting a ticket!" "When I saw you driving down the road, I guessed 55 at least." "You're wrong, officer, it's only my hat that makes me look that old." A tourist asks a man in uniform, "Are you a policeman?" "No, I am an undercover detective." "So why are you in uniform?" "Today is my day off." A man pulls up to the curb and asks the policeman, "Can I park here?" "No," says the cop. "What about all these other cars?" "They didn't ask!" STAR if funny
    25 answers · Jokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago
  • Do you know any funny or interesting mishearings of music lyrics?

    I saw some Indonesian copies of cassettes that had some weird misreadings: 'Purple Haze is all around my FRIEND' etc. I once though Steppenwolf said not 'Fire all of the guns at once' but 'Ride over the guns of conscience' which sounds as good if not better. What about you.
    I saw some Indonesian copies of cassettes that had some weird misreadings: 'Purple Haze is all around my FRIEND' etc. I once though Steppenwolf said not 'Fire all of the guns at once' but 'Ride over the guns of conscience' which sounds as good if not better. What about you.
    23 answers · Lyrics · 1 decade ago
  • Joke: a few quickies to start the day with?

    witha plane about to crash, the captain asks the passengers. 'Does anyone on board believe in the power of prayer?' a preacher immediately puts his hand up 'good' said the captain. 'we're one parachute short --------------------------------------------------- What did the kamikaze pilot instructor say to his... show more
    witha plane about to crash, the captain asks the passengers. 'Does anyone on board believe in the power of prayer?' a preacher immediately puts his hand up 'good' said the captain. 'we're one parachute short ----------------------------------------... What did the kamikaze pilot instructor say to his students?- watch closely, l'm only going to do this once ----------------------------------------... did you hear about the bisexual donkey? it had a hee in the morning and a haw at night ----------------------------------------... what has four legs and flies? a dead horse ----------------------------------------... did you hear about the irish wolfhound? it got caught in a trap, it chewed off three legs, but was still caught ---------last one------------------- what doyou call a man who cries while he masturbates? a tearjerker if you like em, apply a star please the number of stars gained might encourage me to post some more if anyone can select a subject, l will see what l can find for you
    12 answers · Jokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago
  • Two Medical Students........ Star if you giggle!?

    Two medical students were walking along the street when they saw an old man walking with his legs spread apart. One of the students said to his friend: "I'm sure he has Petry Syndrome. Those people walk just like that." The other student says: "No, I don't think so. The old man surely has Zovitzki Syndrome. He walks just as... show more
    Two medical students were walking along the street when they saw an old man walking with his legs spread apart. One of the students said to his friend: "I'm sure he has Petry Syndrome. Those people walk just like that." The other student says: "No, I don't think so. The old man surely has Zovitzki Syndrome. He walks just as we learned in class." Since they couldn't agree they decided to ask the old man. They approached him and one of the students said to him: "We're medical students and couldn't help but notice the way you walk, but we couldn't agree on the syndrome you might have. Could you tell us what it is?" The old man said: "I'll tell you, but first you must tell me what you think." One of the students said: "I think it's Petry Syndrome." The old man said: "You thought.......... but you are wrong." Then the other student said: "I think you have Zovitzki Syndrome." The old man said: "You thought.......... but you are wrong. So they asked him: "Well, what do you have?" The old man said: "I thought it was GAS........... but I was wrong
    22 answers · Jokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago