• I am going on a cruise in February. What is "smart casual attire?"?

    This will be the first cruise I have ever gone on, what is suggested for dinner attire?
    This will be the first cruise I have ever gone on, what is suggested for dinner attire?
    3 answers · Cruise Travel · 8 years ago
  • Plz staf if you thought it was good =]?

    A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes." The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition... show more
    A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes." The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!" The woman said, "That's okay." For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis to whom women will flock." The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me." So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world! For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you." The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine." So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world! The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack." Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them. Attention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good. Male readers, continue reading.... ... ... ... ... ... ... The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife Moral of the story: Women think they're so smart. Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show. PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!
    4 answers · Jokes & Riddles · 8 years ago
  • Who would like to hear a joke about a Deaf Lady?

    A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought she might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how to approach her on the subject, he called the family doctor to discuss the problem. The Doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could perform to give the doctor a better idea about her... show more
    A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought she might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how to approach her on the subject, he called the family doctor to discuss the problem. The Doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could perform to give the doctor a better idea about her hearing loss. Here's what you do," said the Doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her, and say something in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not, go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response." That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the den. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens." Then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?" No response. So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and repeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?" Still no response. Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife and asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?" Again he gets no response. So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away. "Honey, what's for dinner?" Again there is no response. So he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?" (I just love this) "Ralph!, for the FIFTH time, it's CHICKEN!" .
    12 answers · Jokes & Riddles · 8 years ago
  • Joke Of The Day: A reminder - adult words are often taken literally.......?

    CIRCUMCISED - this is priceless. For all of you with sons, grandsons, or who just love the things little kids say. A reminder - adult words are often taken literally. A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was squirming around,scratching his crotch,and not paying attention She went back to find out what was going... show more
    CIRCUMCISED - this is priceless. For all of you with sons, grandsons, or who just love the things little kids say. A reminder - adult words are often taken literally. A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was squirming around,scratching his crotch,and not paying attention She went back to find out what was going on. He was quite embarrassed and whispered that he had just recently been circumcised and he was quite itchy. The teacher told him to go down to the principal's office. He was to telephone his mother and ask her what he should do about it. He did and returned to his class. Suddenly, there was a commotion at the back of the room. She went back to investigate only to find him sitting at his desk with his 'private part' hanging out. 'I thought I told you to call your mom!' she said. 'I did,' he said, 'and she told me that if I could stick it out till noon, she'd come and pick me up from school' star if you like
    7 answers · Jokes & Riddles · 8 years ago
  • What is the front desk representative on a cruise ship called?

    To clarify, I mean the person who checks you into the hotel/cabin on the ship.
    To clarify, I mean the person who checks you into the hotel/cabin on the ship.
    4 answers · Cruise Travel · 10 years ago
  • How do you know which team you are on on carnival cruises?

    There is red white and blue teams
    There is red white and blue teams
    1 answer · Cruise Travel · 10 years ago
  • Did you here about the man who walks into a psychologist’s office wearing only cling film pants?

    The psychologist’s says, “I can clearly see your nuts!”
    The psychologist’s says, “I can clearly see your nuts!”
    7 answers · Jokes & Riddles · 10 years ago
  • Joke! Star if funny!?

    It's kidna a joke. But it's funny! Everythings fun and games till smeone get's hurt. Then it's hilarious!!!!
    It's kidna a joke. But it's funny! Everythings fun and games till smeone get's hurt. Then it's hilarious!!!!
    6 answers · Jokes & Riddles · 10 years ago