• I was offered a cheap parasol. Was it a shady deal?

    Only if it is from an umbrella organization.
    Only if it is from an umbrella organization.
    4 answers · Jokes & Riddles · 2 weeks ago
  • "I am just here for the halibut." Was this asked on the former decade of the '00s.?

    Personally I think it is a carp out and I think you are doing this on porpoise. I'd better stop - I am getting a haddock.
    Personally I think it is a carp out and I think you are doing this on porpoise. I'd better stop - I am getting a haddock.
    6 answers · Jokes & Riddles · 2 weeks ago
  • How to get from New York City to Westbury?

    The Long Island Railroad operates out of Penn Station (W33rd St and 7th Av [also 8th Av]) not Grand Central.
    The Long Island Railroad operates out of Penn Station (W33rd St and 7th Av [also 8th Av]) not Grand Central.
    10 answers · New York City · 3 weeks ago
  • Do u really need swimming trunks to go swimming in the private home pool?

    Only if you don't want to scare your neighbors.
    Only if you don't want to scare your neighbors.
    5 answers · Swimming & Diving · 3 weeks ago
  • Is Trump the leading candidate for the Nobel Peace Prize because North Korea is no longer a nuclear threat thanks to Trump?

    No longer a threat? If you believe that I have a bridge in NYC I can sell you - cheap. Trump will be calling Kim out and insulting him again any day now.
    No longer a threat? If you believe that I have a bridge in NYC I can sell you - cheap. Trump will be calling Kim out and insulting him again any day now.
    4 answers · Politics · 3 weeks ago
  • Directions in New York?

    A search of Google doesn't show a Oney Studio in NY mainly because Oney is an online only site. While I am sure the servers are in a physical location - that is kept a secret.
    A search of Google doesn't show a Oney Studio in NY mainly because Oney is an online only site. While I am sure the servers are in a physical location - that is kept a secret.
    5 answers · New York City · 3 weeks ago
  • Should Trump Censor Hollywood?

    He cannot do so. The First Amendment will get in his way (as it has been doing so far). You must be watching Faux News - a part of TPN (Trump Propaganda Network)
    He cannot do so. The First Amendment will get in his way (as it has been doing so far). You must be watching Faux News - a part of TPN (Trump Propaganda Network)
    11 answers · Mental Health · 1 month ago
  • Is it ok masterbating with a small conditioning bottle (sized as dick) and you put it full in? I’m a teenager...13...?

    Use whatever works for you but just don't get into (or anything into you) that you can't get out of (or out of you).
    Use whatever works for you but just don't get into (or anything into you) that you can't get out of (or out of you).
    7 answers · Men's Health · 1 month ago
  • Why does the Greater NYC area include counties from other states?

    Technically - Greater New York means NY City meaning the 5 boroughs (that is how Manhattan, The Bronx, Queens, Staten Island and the then City of Brooklyn were incorporated into one big city in 1898). The other areas - Long Island, Westchester and northward, Connecticut and NJ) sort of 'piggyback' on this as to benefit from the tourist... show more
    Technically - Greater New York means NY City meaning the 5 boroughs (that is how Manhattan, The Bronx, Queens, Staten Island and the then City of Brooklyn were incorporated into one big city in 1898). The other areas - Long Island, Westchester and northward, Connecticut and NJ) sort of 'piggyback' on this as to benefit from the tourist dollars since many people who come to visit NYC often go to the outer areas as well.. Note to A.J. - MTA stands for Metropolitan Transportation Authority not Mass Transit Authoirty
    10 answers · Geography · 1 month ago
  • Who is the biggest **** you know?

    His name rhymes with dump.
    His name rhymes with dump.
    7 answers · Jokes & Riddles · 1 month ago
  • What's your best joke?

    Years ago someone asked me if I wanted to have phone sex. I said: "I gave it up because I got tired of getting my pubic hair caught in the buttons."
    Years ago someone asked me if I wanted to have phone sex. I said: "I gave it up because I got tired of getting my pubic hair caught in the buttons."
    4 answers · Jokes & Riddles · 1 month ago
  • Trace blood in urine. Help!?

    Best answer: It is possible that you might have a small kidney stone (I have had my share). That can cause microscopic blood in urine. If you have a stone (an ultrasound of that area would be needed) it is nothing to worry about unless the stone doesn't pass on its own (most times you would not even know that it passed). Double check with... show more
    Best answer: It is possible that you might have a small kidney stone (I have had my share). That can cause microscopic blood in urine. If you have a stone (an ultrasound of that area would be needed) it is nothing to worry about unless the stone doesn't pass on its own (most times you would not even know that it passed). Double check with your doctor the next time you have a checkup.
    4 answers · Men's Health · 1 month ago
  • What jobs can you get with bronze medallion?

    It is your education or work skills that will get you a job. The medallion won't help you - it will just show you finished in 3rd place.
    It is your education or work skills that will get you a job. The medallion won't help you - it will just show you finished in 3rd place.
    1 answer · Swimming & Diving · 1 month ago
  • Trains from CT to NYC?

    Are you coming from CT or MA? Your lead statement is a bit confusing. As Don says you would use Amtrak from MA to NY Penn Station. From stations in eastern CT as far as New Haven (and certain points west - see MetroNorth map link below)) you can use MetroNorth's New Haven line to Grand Central Terminal (E42nd St & Park Av) Metro North ... show more
    Are you coming from CT or MA? Your lead statement is a bit confusing. As Don says you would use Amtrak from MA to NY Penn Station. From stations in eastern CT as far as New Haven (and certain points west - see MetroNorth map link below)) you can use MetroNorth's New Haven line to Grand Central Terminal (E42nd St & Park Av) Metro North map http://web.mta.info/mnr/html/mnrmap.htm New Haven Line timetables: http://web.mta.info/mnr/html/planning/sc... For other areas in CT not served by MetroNorth you would have to check with Amtrak for their nearest station to you in CT. Amtrak goes to NY Penn Station (W33rd St between 7th & 8th Avenues. If you will be arriving in NY at Penn Station - use the NYC Subway - Uptown C train for stations along Central Park West (American Museum of Natural History is at the 81st Station on the C train. If you just want to walk around the west side of Central Park take the uptown A or C to 59th St-Columbus Circle station. For the Museum of Modern Art (W53rd St between 5th & 6th Avenues take an uptown E train to 5th Avenue-53rd Street station (use stairs at back of the 5th Av-53rd St station to exit). If you want the eastern side of Central Park (along 5th Avenue) - from Penn Station - take an uptown 1, 2 or 3 train one stop to Times Square. Transfer to an uptown N, R or W train if you want to go to the Central Park Zoo (5th Avenue station - exit at the 60th Street end) and enter the park around E61st Street & 5th Avenue. If you want museums on the east side of Manhattan (Metropolitan Museum of Art, Guggenheim Museum, Museum of the City of NY) from Penn Station take the uptown 1, 2, or 3 train to Times Square and then transfer to the 42nd Street Shuttle (S train) to Grand Central. At Grand Central transfer to the uptown 4, 5 or 6 train to 86th Street Station (for the Metropolitan Museum of Art or Guggenheim) or 10rd St (6 train only) for Museum of the City of NY. Rather than trying to list all options since I can only guess whether you are coming in via Amtrak or MetroNorth, I have provided a link to the NYC Subway Map below. NYC Subway Map (can be downloaded (PDF file) http://web.mta.info/maps/submap.html If you have specific questions, please post them here (New York City forum). As you can see there are people here who are willing to answer your questions. Enjoy your visit.
    4 answers · New York City · 1 month ago
  • What is more effective to control prostitutes a forehand or backhand slap?

    Money (usually in large bills) works best
    Money (usually in large bills) works best
    3 answers · Jokes & Riddles · 2 months ago
  • How do I get a metro bus pass?

    Indeed, your question is way too general. I suggest you find the website for the transit system you want to ride and look there. Buying a pass may be easy as going to a local store that is authorized to sell them or maybe using a machine at the bus stop (those are just a couple of examples - the may be other places to buy a pass). show more
    Indeed, your question is way too general. I suggest you find the website for the transit system you want to ride and look there. Buying a pass may be easy as going to a local store that is authorized to sell them or maybe using a machine at the bus stop (those are just a couple of examples - the may be other places to buy a pass).
    4 answers · Other - Cars & Transportation · 2 months ago
  • Hello cretins, what cretinous nonsense can you come up with to amuse me today?

    "what cretinous nonsense can you come up with to amuse me today? " The theory that you are alive.
    "what cretinous nonsense can you come up with to amuse me today? " The theory that you are alive.
    4 answers · Jokes & Riddles · 2 months ago
  • Is it better if i quit smoking?

    If you want to get to your 30's and older without starting to developing serious health problems - now is the time to quit. Lung cancer and related ailments can happen at any age.
    If you want to get to your 30's and older without starting to developing serious health problems - now is the time to quit. Lung cancer and related ailments can happen at any age.
    7 answers · Men's Health · 2 months ago
  • Why are buildings diets weird?

    1) And they usually do it in threes, while down on their knees and they aim to please. 2) eating trucks and metal helps to give them the iron they need.
    1) And they usually do it in threes, while down on their knees and they aim to please. 2) eating trucks and metal helps to give them the iron they need.
    1 answer · Jokes & Riddles · 2 months ago