Help! i need to fake sick?

Question

i need help with faking sick cuz i dont want to go to school tomorrow!
Is there anyway i can fake sick like vomit or fever or really give myself a fever? I need ways to make it seem real but if its to big my mom wont believe it.

Also if i can make myself sick during school that would be great!

Answer 1

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Okay to make yourself have fever put hot water in ur mouth (not to much just warm) let it sit there for a sec then tell ur mom ur not well and get her to take ur temp. Now (don't make it to high or you should be dead or she will take u to the er)

As far as vomit...eat some bread or something with no taste and u can either chew it little and spit it in the toilet or actually make yourself throw up and BE REALLY LOUD!
Don't just do it all at once, acting sick that is, start a day ahead of time ... kind of complain a little about your head hurting, your side hurts (kidneys), your lower back hurts when you bend down, ...ect! Then on the day that u want to miss... say I cant take it anymore I just want to rest for today.


:) LOL. I was good at it!

Answer 2

put sugar on your socks while sleeping

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me

Answer 3

the best thing is to fake sick during school. just go to your teacher and ask to go to the nurse because you have a horrible headache and stomach ache. most nurses will take your tempature and yours will probably be normal so just tell her that you feel horrible and need to go home then when the nurse calls ur mom she will tell her that shes very sick and needs to go home.


hope i helped good luck!

Answer 4

it's called lying...are you christian? dont do it, do the time, and you'll love your job later in life. chill out and dont try to skip school, its only hurting you. I am going to a super super hard math and tech school, and I am going to have nothing to do with math or science when i grow up, and i am dying to stay there....just go to school. i get upset if i cant go to school

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me

Answer 5

tell the nurse ur on ur period??? lol

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worked for my friend :)

Answer 6

Oh man, was I good at this when I was in school. I hated going to school, especially later on. This always worked for me, and should work for you unless you have an incredibly keen mother.

First get a banana, crackers, and a little cocoa powder.
Then mash the banana up with the crackers and sprinkle a little powder onto it.
Now, chew it up - but don't swallow it, and spit it out into the toilet.
Rinse and repeat.
DO NOT FLUSH
Make sure you cough loudly as you "throw up" and gag a lot (the mixture alone might make you gag)
I find this method works best at night. Go to your mom's bedroom and wake her up, tell her you feel sick, and right as she starts to get up gag and rush to the bathroom where your concoction is sitting in the toilet.
Look pitiful and claim to have a terrible headache. After your mom sees the mixture, flush the toilet. Wah-la, you are sick! And unless you have a really strick mom, she'll let you take the day off, even if you don't throw up again, especially with H1N1 making people crazy cautious.

Enjoy your day off.

(If you don't have the ingrediants for the mixture, just go into the bathroom, make a lot of noise, flush the toilet several times, then go wake up your mom and tell her you've been throwing up - this method is less successful, but still works well.)

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Ace Skipper of School!
(Now that I am a senior in college, I have no use for these methods, since I can skip whenever I want!)