The answer is complicated Chris, depending on several details. Since your name is not gender specific, I'll lay out your options.
Option 1 - If you're a dude, an ugly chick, and/or under 18, your brother's new name is Kuato. Pay special attention to this video for a preview of what your life is going to be like in a few weeks when your bro grows back to normal size while in your stomach. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xO1kKemcwYk
Option 2 - If you're a hot chick 18 yrs or older, I'm your only hope. Send me some photos of yourself ASAP. I'm going to have to personally perform a special medical procedure that will save your life. It may take several hours and/or repetitions, but it's your only chance at survival. Trust me.
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"Dealing with complete morons" for Dummies book