A through M; Even MORE unfortunate names from the "baby name announcements"?

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For your cringing pleasure:

Abbygale Renée
Abygail Alexandria
Abyss Cobain >> Kurt fans in da house yo
Alix Joy
Alizabella Ann
Amparo Jesus
Anastasha Breeann
Andi Jeanmarie
Anjelee Grace
Annika Daisy Printz
Armanie Ann Rose
Ashton Zues >> if you're going to name your kid after a God, at least spell it right
Averi Ann'Mikael >> congrats! It's a girl ... I think ...
Blayden Ryan >> Blayden? this -AYDEN thing has to stop
Blazlie Jane
Braxdyn Pierce
Bridger Clay
Bryanna Desireen >> Desireen?
Brynlee & Boyd
Cal James Luther
Camree Lou
Caytlynn Angelique >> What's wrong with Caitlin?
Ceccilya Jazmyn
Chandler Ronna >> a girl
Chanlie Raye
Chase Everette >> Everette looks feminine to me.
Cherylanne Rose
Chiamaka Lacey
Cuautzin Joel
Damonte & Davonte
Damyon Boots >> Boots? BAHAHAHAHA
Dawnelle Marie
Deacon Michael
Destyni
Destyni Lynae >> another Destyni?!
Dezare'
Donovan-Jovan Sage
Echo Love >> LOVE love love love love (that's my imitation of echoing love)
Engelbert Steven
Essence Alexis
Estlin Felixce
Eweyv Corbin
Fisher Brent >> what kid wants Fish in their name
Hendrix Maxfield
Henry Lindquist
Jaida Raynae >> how many AY sounds does this need?
Jannalee Annette
Jazper Illyanna >> girl
Jozee Ann
Kaelyb Michael
Kaiden Nikyle
KhaVelle
Khloie Rae
Kyriana Kay-Cornelia
Lachlan Laperriere
Laurie-Mae Leota
Linalee Soktavarry
Loyalty Justice >> It'll be hilarious if she ends up in prison
Michaiah Lyn
Mulysha

Additional Details

@Ella Bella : In some hospital website's baby announcements section.

Answer 1

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Lollll Loyalty omggggg wtf! Half these kids are going to end up in porn....especially Essence

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Asker's Comment:

:] haha, i agree

Answer 2

There goes what little faith I had left in humanity.

Answer 3

ugh,, I think I just threw up a little bit....

Answer 4

Wow! Where did you see these?


- all from the one hospital? I'm amazed! What was the timescale?

Answer 5

LMFAO @ Loyalty Justice xD

Answer 6

My sisters name is Chiamaka
It means God is very Good
Plus it's Nigerian...

Answer 7

These parents need a hard slap in the face. I think I just threw up a little bit. What are they thinking?!

Answer 8

Whats wrong with Deacon Michael?
All the other ones on the other hand are horrible.

Answer 9

Alot of them are worse than the others!!! I swear to god some people must have made those names up!!! Lisa Michelle x x lol x x