How do you like my idea for a book?

Question

I am writing a book. I think.

It's about something extravagantly boring, and isn't very interesting. It also isn't very good. It won't be very good, I mean. Well, actually, it might be okay, but in an awful sort of way.

It's going to be written badly. Grammar and syntax will be disregarded. They have no friends.

The protagonist is going to communicate by way of farts and tap-dances. I got that idea from Kurt Vonnegut. Oh and this book will also not be very original. In fact, it will be so unoriginal that I will start if off by saying "Listen: Billy Pilgrim has come unstuck in time." I got that idea from him too. It will end with "Buy our new Trojan Condoms for only $3.99!!!" I haven't yet decided for why it will end like this, but it will.

It will be printed on recycled copy-paper, also known as "copie papel" in Spanish. It doesn't bleed, and it doesn't jam. Reliability Guaranteed.

I will give it to some hobo and say "read".



No, I wont. He would run after me with a spork and try to kill me for that.

How do you like this story idea? Do you like my plot? What? I have no plot? Oh. Well, how do you like my plot?

Answer 1

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Thanks for making me smile! :o)

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Asker's Comment:

No problemo, senor.

Answer 2

It's good, but about the condoms:

don't forget to specify which kind (e.g. Trojan Ecstasy, etc.)....readers love detail!