The Police say no allegation of rape had been made and 'Jordan' won't be making a statement. Why?

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Sorry to jump on the bandwagon, but what position does that put the populist tabloids and shiny magazines like 'Closer' etc. Awoke this morning at 6.45, helped on by jingoistic Sarah "I'll start with the Telegraph" Kennedy on Radio 2, and thought her 15 minute reading of the papers would mention that. No - she was berating Italy for demanding their troops should be taken out of Afghanistan. But concerning Ms. Price's woman hating tactics, the Daily Record (Scottish version of the Daily Mirror) tells us the man who raped her was a 'high-profile Scottish celebrity'...maybe Belfast Telegraph will be next after the weekend with an 'exclusive', hinting at an ex-paramilitary bruiser who was over the water in London.
If the Surrey police are going no further with it, would it be sensible for the so-called 'gossip' magazines etc to also trash her need to make her bank manager happy just before Christmas?

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Answer 1

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Jordan is an out and out attention seeker. I don't know if she was raped or not, but it wouldn't surprise me if she hadn't been and that's why she's not making a statement to the police. I mean c'mon, why say to the media you've been raped but not the police hey? What's that all about? I'm telling you, it's just so people feel sorry for her and not Peter Andre.

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Thanks. Was actually wondering if every local newspaper in the land would pick up on it, mentioning an ex-con in, Leeds, or a dodgy businessman in Bristol...or, as typed before, a para top man from, say, Ballymena, N. Ireland. Katie has won this particular game, as everybody seems to be interested!

Answer 2

John Lesley's Scottish.

edit>> Trust Steph to have sharper questions.

Answer 3

if it turns out to be true we can rest assured the bloke is cr*pping himself

Answer 4

High profile Scottish celebrity??
Must've been Leon Jackson then...(who?)
Sarah Kennedy is always pished anyway,pay no attention to her..the cat loving lush!

Answer 5

truth will out and I'm not
making any judgment till
then

Answer 6

Jordan this and Jordan that. I say Fúck Jordan! Why not? Everybody else has!

Answer 7

Oh God! Gordon Brown's scottish too!

Answer 8

OH GOD !! She got shagged by Gavin Mc Cloud SHE MAY TAKE HIS SPORRAN , BUT SHE'LL NEVER TAKE HIS WILLY!!!