If your kids play 'knock-down-ginger' and i'm a victim - can I booby-trap my house and lure them towards it?

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in that, the little ba5tards who are harrassing and disrupting my peace and mental welfare will get hurt ?

nothing serous - just something like a safety pin in a mail box hooked to a spring activating the moment their hand comes through, or maybe a shocker device on my bell - or even a bag of excrement pouring onto their heads from above - so if your son comes home in tears or slightly wounded, and you have a grudge against me - i'll simply tell you that the NEXT time he trys it on my household i'll leave a double barrel shotgun wound in his head ?

i mean cmon now, cmon.

raise them properly or keep them away from mature civil citizens such as myself.

i ran after a kid on a bmx today you know. caught up with him, kicked the rear wheel and he slamed into a side wall grazing his face and head in the process. Couldn't have been more than 14.

that little w4nker had it coming trust me. I knew it was him all along, cos 2 weeks ago i video taped him grinning and laughing hystericaly - PICKING MY HOUSE - to come to, ring the bell aggressively - pound my door and then that little sh!t would do a runner.

so i documented the evidence first.

but when i told him i had him on tape and i'd show it to the police - he pulled out his frank n beans at my direction and gave me the finger and his mates laughed.


SURELY this is not a child who should be allowed to get away with such vile discrimination against me ?

hence the bmx incident. I've yet to hear from his parents - which means he does it without them knowing.

If your kids play 'knock-down-ginger' and i'm a victim - can I booby-trap my house and lure them towards it ?

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it gave me an immense feeling of satisfaction to see him on the floor hurt , off his bmx - i was in a state of euphoria.

what about all thsoe times he hurt ME ? scaring and bullying me with his gay games ?

next time i'll kick him extremely hard in the balls and if his old man wants some i'll do the same to him infront of his mrs.

Answer 1

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I have always wanted to hang the little ba5tards from a gibbet outside the front of my house. Trouble is they multiply & I cannot find one large enough.

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hahaha

Answer 2

mmk

Answer 3

hell yes that's 1/2 the fun of it dude

Answer 4

A little aggressive at the end there, but I reckon I too would have enjoyed seeing that little bastard fall off his bike, knowing he could say nothing to his parents about it.

They have to learn....

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I was born of a ginger mother & a dark hair father.
Both my brothers were afflicted by the red plague, but miraculously I was spared the embarrassment and indignity of being ginger.

Answer 5

knock down ginger?!