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What is your simple trick to get ketchup flowing smoothly out of the bottle?

  • 3 months ago
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Simple. Ensure top is on tight. Then grasp the bottle in one hand and then swing in windmill arm motion a few times. Stop. Open top and it will pour out perfectly.
  • 3 months ago
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lol, I will have to try that windmill option
Mudbugs best answer is wrong and idiotic. In fact jolly green giant is correct. Tapping the Heinz label on the side of the bottle while over your food will release it. Go try it.

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Hold the bottle horizontally and hit the heel of your other hand with it a few times - the ketchup will release easily. Ketchup has a natural surface tension seal that is not easily broken upside down, turning it sideways enlarges the potential space so that it can flow.

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i hate when i expect it will go out smoothly and all that comes out is nasty tomato juice. lol

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They really do pick simple questions for 'Best Of Answers" :/

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Lmao this question :P

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You can buy ketchup which stores upside down. All you have to do is open the top and squeeze, it's so much easier nowadays.

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This sounds dirty, is it dirty?

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I do not approve of this question at all. It is vulgar and obscene and racist. Remove it immediately.

Thank you.

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You have to shake the bottle like a baby.

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Lone Wolf (above) is mostly right. The most effective spot to use the heel of your hand at the start of the neck from the underside.

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Squeeze bottle FTW!

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I ALWAYS JUST ADD WATIR

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turn it to an angle facing downwards, then hit the bottom of the bottom.But make sure to shake it first.

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If this is a glass bottle, look for the 57 etched into it; hold the bottle angled down onto your plate (but not directly upside down). Smack the 57 a few times and the ketchup should come right out. I have worked in restaurants for years. Your BA is wrong.

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stick your dick in it and **** the **** out of it. after you are done it should flow perfectly.

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Go with a squeeze bottle, Much easyer..

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but ketchup in those large cans and u wont have this problem

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Well, we americans think catsup is a sauce or condiment. It is rather disgusting as it goes. You are pretty much useless if you put it on your hot dogs(yechhh). Obviously you don't like hot dogs, and have absolutely no taste for sausage. The only thing catsup is for is to top meatloaf, ot fries.

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The best way of getting ketchup to flow smoothly is by having it in the pouring angle and insert a butter knife on the top part to pierce the air pocket, once done it will come out smoothly.

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Have "Matt LeBlanc" get it out for you.

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I learned this from a teenage camper when I was counseling. Getting catsup out is a matter of physics. "For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction." Hit up on the catsup bottle. The opposite action is the catsup coming out. It works

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is the answer section closed? I've got a pretty good solution

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When I was in the Navy, you would find all of the ketchup bottles upside down on the tables. Guess what? It worked! Ahh science....

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This simple, some people might find vulgar because they have dirty minds. Make an ok sigh w/ your life hand, slide the open end first into the ok sign.Tip at a 45 degree angle above plate. Use other hand to pump the bottle against ok sign. Care full 2nd or 3rd pump comes out fast.

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It is simple physics - hold the bottle at a 45-degree angle and gently tap the neck. The object is to get an air bubble going up the neck and into the bottom of the bottle, which is now at the top. The air will "force" the ketchup out fairly easily. It works better on room temperature bottles.

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All you have to do is tilt it to the angle you pour it out at and tap the neck of the bottle gently on your pointer finger and it will come pouring out! My dad has had a cafe for 56 yrs, this is a tried and true technique~

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hold it at a 45 degree angle, once it eases it will come out smooth.

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If its a glass bottle, this method never ever fails, loosen the lip, and throw the bottle against the wall, viola, ketchup is out of the bottle and evenly spread out.

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I don't think I'm going to any of light headed's barbecues anytime soon.

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I haven't seen this one yet, but it will pour at room temperature. Open catsup does not have to be refrigerated. Nether does mustard. Only mayonaise.

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you picked the wrong answer. thats crazy .

I worked in cracker barrel restaurants over 7 years we used the glass heinz bottles it was easy to 'marry' empty 1 half full bottle into another half full bottle. to get the ketchup flowing hit the glass 57's on the side works every time!

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Jolly Green Midget gave the right answer.

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I guess everyone is a f**king moron, the question specifically asks What is your simple trick to get ketchup flowing smoothly out of the bottle? --- bottle, as in glass, what would be hard about getting ketchup out of squeeze bottle???

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smash it over your ugly *** face and use a turkey baster to suck it up and put it on your hotdog

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I'm not sure if anyone has ever heard this story. Take a look at the glass bottle of Heinz. There is a pickle on the bottle. Hold the bottle at a 45 degree angle with your thumb on the pickle. The angle that you hold it at will help draw the air in and the ketchup out.

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I want to work that windmill when I am in a diner the next time.

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simple, put the so called glass ketchup on a warm water wait a minute, tadaa~

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I jst get the squeeze bottles!

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how is it vulgar and racist? It's just simply asking how to get ketsup out of a stupid bottle!

You store it upside down or shake it! it's that simple!

So how can that be vulgar?!

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I'd say stick a bendy straw in it and blow. force the ketchup out with air pressure.

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Stick your french fry in it. Works everytime. Just don't bite it first. That would be gross... unless it's your own ketchup. If you do the windmill motion, don't forget to hold it tight. I didn't hold it tight. I like ketchup.

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i want to do chris and joseph hard in the ***

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Ummm just go to the store and buy another bottle of it. its what $3 a bottle? if its like the begining of the month use your welfare check or foodstamps.. sheesh.. is it worth that much effort to get every drop out of the bottle when a simple $3 will cure the problem?

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I like ketchup.

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For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction. Hold the bottle over the ____ so that when the ketchup comes out, it will go where you want it to. Then hit up on the bottle about midway, where the bottle changes circumference. This will shoot the ketchup out.

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I ask my wife to do it.

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hold it in a 45 degree angle and hit it on the side, will come right out

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You want fast solution? put it in the microwave for 1 min with 50% power, then pour it out

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My husband uses the windmill tactic with new ketchup, mustard that just has a little left in it, basically anything in a pour or squeeze bottle that you need.

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first you need a chainsaw , make sure you wear: eye ,ear, hand,& leg protection. then get two (2) good friends, wearing the same & holding both ends of the (plastic) cheepest you can find ketchup, firmly on the ground. now you are ready, start the chainsaw, ok bang It around, kick It ( oh check gas)

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Open bottle cap. Add a few drips of water or hold under trickle from faucet for a quick second (you don't need much). Then shake the bottle good, hold upside down and pour.

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Place the bottle on the counter sideways, duct tape it down. Using a meat cleaver, chop off the entire lid. Then with clean, sterilized scissors, cut the bottle length-wise. Using a spatula, scrape every last bit of the ketchup out of the bottle into a flat tupperware-type bowl. Spoon servings...

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Just squeeze the bottle. I haven't seen a glass bottle for years.

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just get a bunch of squeeze packets from mcd's or burger world...save money too lol jk:)

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wow this went on the yahoo homepage?

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The windmill only workes when playing the guitar, not pouring ketchup.

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Point the bottle downward to your food and swing it horizontally. Don't swing it too hard nor too fast or you'll empty the whole bottle. Simple as that. So how much ketchup do you want to have on your fries?

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The windmill swing, or as we call it the pitcher's wind up, works like a charm. We have been using it for years. It works especially well to get the last little bit out of the bottom of the bottle.

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There is a messy way to do this. Leave it somewhere dry for some years, then when you need it , take it out and open it (the ketchup would have fermented by then, and a build up of gas is accumulated inside the bottle).The ketchup would explode from the bottle. It would leave a streak the ceiling.

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Of the thousands of questions, they pick this one for the front page?

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I've found it best to hold the bottle tipped slightly downward, flat side close to horizontal, and tap it down on my other hand. Allows for a pretty quick flow.

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The physics law of opposite and equal reactions: turn the ketchup bottle upside down and hit the closed lid in an upward direction. You would think that would force the ketchup to the bottom end of the bottle, but it doesn't. The opposite reaction makes the ketchup go toward the lid.

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Squeeze until desired amount of ketchup comes out, then stop....... Wait, wait, wait!!!!!!! You are still using ketchup in glass bottles??? Can't help you there, I have evolved.

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No problem. Here in Costa Rica condiments are packaged in squeezable plastic bags.

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Give it to my wife. She's good at it!!!

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First of all, we are talking about the ketchup bottle, right? If so, and you are using Heinz bottle, there is a 57 on the bottle at the middle part of the bottle. Using the knuckle part of your thumb, slightly tap the 57 and the ketchup will run down the bottle WITHOUT using utensils. It works!

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mudbug's method is especially useful when you only have a small amount left in bottom of bottle. When you swing the bottle, the centrifugal force pushes the ketchup to the far end of the bottle (away from the end you are holding), so it's important to hold the bottom of the bottle, not the neck.

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Best idea I have is buy it in a plastic squeeze bottle. LOL

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Take a look at this for the answer......
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kwF1CYx814

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insert a straw to break the vacuum. Works every time.

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Hold the Heinz 57 glass bottle @ a 45 degree angle & hit the small pickle on the label with the palm of your hand!! Works really well!! lol =)

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Turn the Heinz bottle upside down put it between your hands and roll it back & forth. The ketchup will slide out so easy. Heres a link of someone doing it. WATCH IT!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3eVqdnDk02Y&feature=related

It happens around 1 minuite in

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ok if you have one of the old fashioned ketchup bottles(the glass ones usually used in restaurants) then there will be a 57 on the side of the bottle, slightly raised up, hit that 57 with the palm of your hand and it works 100% of the time. store plactic bottles upside down :)

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Just hit one of the 57s it works every time

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steal all the little packets from the local 7-11 and don't worry about buying the bottled variety

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My mom did the windmill trick when we were kids all the time until she didn't realize the top was on tight.... we had a perfect ketchup stain that cut our kitchen in half!! It was so funny!!! The ceiling the floor the walls all in a perfectly straight line... other than where it hit the windows!!

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If you turn the bottle over with the cap facing down unscrew the top and tap with the heel of your palm on the "57" on the bottom of the bottle the ketchup will release. Confirmed!! 16 years in the restaurant bizzz.

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Why, oh why did I read these 82 comments?

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HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

what a dumb question

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I just put in in the fridge upside down. ya digg

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if its heinz, hit the 57

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wow, you must have a tough life if you have to ask a stupid question like this.

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Actually the best way to get the ketchup or katsup out of the bottle is to just stick a knife in it while upside down and viola' it will pour right out. No spinning or beating necessary.

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You hit the "57" on the glass bottle. Works everytime!

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Why are all these nuts so concerned with how to get ketchup out of a bottle? Is it really so important that we need explanations. Good googly goo. lol

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BTW, the windmill things is crazy funny. Here I am swinging the ketchup like a windmill.My dad walks in and says, "what the hell are doing to that ketchup?"

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All these answers and comments and not one mention of VINEGAR!
Add it, give it a good shake, et voila!
That's if it won't flow as Heinz intended - and they put a lot of research into and do constant batch testing to ensure this...

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nah, put the bottle in hot water for a while and the air in it will expand. that way, the bottle will be easy to open.

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Just shake it before you use it

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Buy a squirt-bottle

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keep the top clean

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make sure the lid is on securely, turn the bottle upside down and bang it on a table or worktop 2 or 3 times, squeeze (if its a squeezy bottle) or tap it on the side of the bottle, dont tap the bottom of the bottle cuz u will get a mass of ketchup come out!

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Of all the questions I've ever asked, I too am surprised this one was picked! Thanks Yahoo Answers! :o)
And to those who thought this question was in any way sexual, who thinks like that?! :-p

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you just flip the bottle upside down, and in one swift motion, as if hitting the bottle against a table, just swing it. works EVERY time.

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close the lid tight! then turn the bottle upside down that the bottom of the bottle is facing you. and hit the bottom part of the bottle like 2 times..

everyone here thinks is the best idea too! hahaha

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