What qualifications does a strip bar need in order to be considered a "Gentleman's Showclub"?

Question

Are the pole dancers required to discuss affairs of state and recite Proust while they're showing off their naughty bits?

*cries*

Answer 1

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True story, I have a stripper on my flag football team. Want me to ask her tomorrow....?

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Are we talking real football, or that thing most of the rest of the world calls football?

Answer 2

The only thing they need to do is put a sign outside that says "Gentleman's Club"

Answer 3

The pay as you go watery champayne tab is always rounded up to the nearest fifty quid, There's a disturbingly oppressive smell reflecting the management's right to do what ever they want,
There are prostitutes, no gentlemen & no show.

Answer 4

Fewer stretchmarks

Answer 5

Wait, are we talking about gentlemen dancing or a club for gentlemen to see some t@tties?

Answer 6

I'll show you my naughty bits for free!!

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wait.. what?

Answer 7

Fur-lined glory holes.