a. John Edwards- one of your presidential candidates having a baby with his lover on the side.
or
b. Sarah Palin keeping a down sydrome baby
c. Sarah Palin shooting moose and making soup too feed her family and friends- (they have too many moose - people hit them while driving like deer here)
d. Obama picking a Science Czar who wants to force mass abortions and put something in water to make people sterile.

