If I remember rightly, Jon Calshaw was dressed as Jack Sparrow at the Cutty Sark and talking to randomers. He was using brand names and musical artists to tell a story, something like "Captain Birdseye was captured by the Groove Armada and given a Goldfrapp - and you don't want that".
It was freaking hilarious. If anyone can remember the whole thing - or better yet, has a copy to upload to YouTube - please let me know!
Peace.
Huw
