What do you think of these names? I think they are outrageous, but my friend wants to use them for her twins?

Question

My friend gave birth to twin girls and wants to name them:

Vadgesty Foxi Maiden and Vagena Tamphen Pohtaytar

I think they are hideous.

One sounds like a drag queen/prostitute and the other sounds like Vagina Tampon Potato (pronounced "Poh-tay-tar" like how a hick would say Potato)

I don't think I could keep being her friend if she does use these names, because it would make me really angry, and I don't think I could stop myself interfering (and I know, it's none of my business, my these names are down right cruel!)

Answer 1

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Those are just awful. The first one does indeed sound like a stripper name, and the second one is just waiting to be called Vagina Tampon. And the potato one just ties the whole thing together in a horrid, brain damaged way.

Answer 2

Well, it's her decision... What does the father say. Personally, sound like stripper names...

Answer 3

Please Interfere.

Answer 4

i think these kids will be teased. i hope they have good nicknames

Answer 5

I Yi Yi!!!!!!!!! Those names are very odd!
Interfer!!!

Answer 6

I would usually say don't interfere, these are her children, but those names aren't even real names. Its ridiculous that she thinks she could pass these off as names, and you really need to intervene.

Answer 7

Those are some of the worst most discusting names I've heard so far, no offence to your friend.. but EWWWWW

But OMG if she names them that, those poor, poor babies :(
Those names SUCK they aren't cute, or any where near pretty!

You are so right, seriously.

Honestly where the hell did she come up with these UFUL names???

If she names them this. They will hate their names, hate her for nameing them that, and espeacially when they reach high school, and grow up and get a job, it will be hell for them.

These names are cruel, it should be like against the law to name them that lol.

Interfering is the right to do, even get other friends to interfer too. Seriously do something about this, those poor babies OMG.

You're 100 % right.

Good luck with that friend.

Answer 8

I can understand why people say you shouldn't interfere because its not really your decision. But these poor kids! They are going to be teased for the rest of their lives! I think you should say something to her. Just be nice about it! (:

Answer 9

WTF?!! Where did she come up with these? I don't know if they will allow the name Vagena. That is setting her up for torture. I would not be friends with anyone who would do that to their babies.

Answer 10

well i dont think you should stop being her friend just because she named her twins something you didnt like, they are her babys and she has the right to name them whatever she wants. In my opinion you shoulds tell her what you think and support her as a friend either way. I do think they are horrible names i cant even imagine why in the world anyone would ever consider those....and i was very open minded with giving my girls different names...you should for sure tell her what you think! Good luck

Answer 11

NAh they are awesome names!

Answer 12

I agree they are awful names...

vagesty sounds like vagina and majesty... future hooker...
vagena sounds like vagina your right!!!

she may just want something unique that sounds similar which is fine so try suggesting similar sounding decent names to her like:
Destiny and Danielle
Trista and Trina
something along those lines....

if she does go with those other names the only thing i can think to do to save those poor kids is try to think of cute nicknames and get them to catch on early!!! so that they will be called that growing up... ex.
V
or if one smiles try smiley and it may turn into something else....
good luck!!

Answer 13

IS SHE ON DRUGS??? I cannot stop laughing!!! Find as many people with stupid names as you can think of, and have a little talk with her about how it would feel to be those people. And how she would look in a supermarket calling to Vadgesty and Vagena. This should be an ad for condoms if anything.

Answer 14

I am shocked that all of these people believe you. Seriously, troll.

Answer 15

Bawhahaha!!!!!!

Answer 16

those names are hideous you should tell her to change them to like molly and macy