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Will Michael Jackson rise from the grave in about 3 days, spend some time on earth and then ascend to heaven?

To sit next to his father.
  • 5 months ago
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  • Answerer 1

    No He'll spin, grab his crotch and moonwalk to hell.

    ╔═══════════════════════════════════
    ║In the end, all actions are judged
    ║No matter the reason, sin is always judged
    ║for all that has been. And to feel anger over such
    ║things is to admit there is a God
    ║My understanding is not up to the task
    ║Of Measuring God. But I know His grace
    ╚═══════════════════════════════════
    • 5 months ago

  • Answerer 2

    Well... wouldn't Joe just love that analogy...
    • 5 months ago

  • Answerer 3

    nope sorry, that was Jesus!
    • 5 months ago

  • Answerer 4

    Only if god is drunk
    • 5 months ago

  • Answerer 5

    No.
    • 5 months ago

  • Answerer 6

    If so, it will be the ULTIMATE thriller comeback. Imagine the concert for that!
    • 5 months ago

  • Answerer 7

    I'm sure he's in Middle East, children are cheaper there
    • 5 months ago

  • Answerer 8

    No, but there will be rumors that he did in 2,000 years.

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    ║In the end, all actions are justified.
    ║No matter how heinous, there is always a reason
    ║for all that happens. And to feel anger over such things
    ║is as logical as being mad that apples fall to earth.
    ║I sought to understand everything...
    ║and even still, I've got a long way to go.
    ╚═══════════════════════════════════
    • 5 months ago

  • Answerer 9

    Nope. But it'd be great he could resurrect so he did his 50 concerts, then went back to the grave. He can moonwalk while he goes back :P.
    Because if he does not, some bankruptcies may arise.

    :P
    • 5 months ago

  • Answerer 10

    Yes, turning from a black guy into a white guy was part of his transfiguration.
    • 5 months ago

  • Answerer 11

    your question is almost as worse as your avatar.
    • 5 months ago

  • Answerer 12

    No... but his nose will.
    • 5 months ago

  • Answerer 13

    Oh good Lord!

    Quick we need to get his body and stake it through the heart!
    • 5 months ago

  • Answerer 14

    Who believes that?

    Are there actually people who believe that????
    • 5 months ago

  • Answerer 15

    well its Gods answer
    • 5 months ago

  • Answerer 16

    No. Gosh. Ignorance really pisses me off. I have no problem with you for not believing, I really don't, but what's with the constant attacks?
    • 5 months ago

  • Answerer 17

    Will he forget his nose?

    Will he start putting plastic bags on his kids again before he flies up into the skies?
    • 5 months ago

  • Answerer 18

    Your question in comparing MJ as Jesus is blasphemous and part of the ten commandments. Which is a huge crime in eyes of God. I hope you can come to understand that and ask for forgiveness.
    • 5 months ago

  • Answerer 19

    uh yeah sure,whatever you say!
    • 5 months ago

  • Answerer 20

    what?
    • 5 months ago

  • Answerer 21

    Stop disrespecting the name of Jesus, you idiot.

    Michael Jackson is NOT Jesus!
    • 5 months ago

  • Answerer 22

    I wish he did ... I don't like everyone talking about him ..
    its saddening.

    minus the negative things that happened in his troubled life.
    • 5 months ago

  • Answerer 23

    I'm getting sick of the Michael Jackson jokes
    • 5 months ago

  • Answerer 24

    No.
    • 5 months ago

  • Answerer 25

    Of course! It was prophesied in his Thriller music video!
    • 5 months ago

  • Answerer 26

    that is sick and blasphemous!!!!!
    • 5 months ago

  • Answerer 27

    um..no.
    • 5 months ago

  • Answerer 28

    he's not Jesus...i mean he was a legend but he's not Jesus.
    • 5 months ago

  • Answerer 29

    could be wrong but I think that he will need a very long rest (sleep). I think that death is a recovery process.
    • 5 months ago

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