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Karema Midnight Karema Midnight
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Why wasn't the Atheist invited?

Jeremiah 19: This is what the Lord says: 9 I will make them eat the flesh of their sons and daughters, Deuteronomy 28: 56 The most gentle and sensitive woman among you—so sensitive and gentle that she would not venture to touch the ground with the sole of her foot—will begrudge the husband she loves and her own son or daughter 57 the afterbirth from her womb and the children she bears. For she intends to eat them secretly. 2 Kings 6:26 As the king of Israel was passing by on the wall, a woman cried to him, "Help me, my lord the king!" 28 Then he asked her, "What's the matter?" She answered, "This woman said to me, 'Give up your son so we may eat him today, and tomorrow we'll eat my son.' 29 So we cooked my son and ate him. The next day I said to her, 'Give up your son so we may eat him,' but she had hidden him."

Did she hide him away far a snack later on when no one was looking?
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The atheist was invited, but didn't show up because they didn't smother them in barbecue sauce.
  • 7 months ago
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Oh so that's why we cook our own. We have to provide our own barbecue sauce.
Kisses Karema
well only idiots give stuff up for credit. I would have taken at least a kidney as collateral

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