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Does anyone know any sayings like, every blind squirrel finds a nut, or every garbage can has a steak?

I jus need funny sayings to basically describe a fluke.
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you can attract more flies with honey, but s*&# attracts the most...not sure what that means but funny..lol
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  • vtsztpu by vtsztpu
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    A wise monkey doesn't monkey with another monkey's monkey.
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  • Gray J by Gray J
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    The eleventh Murphy's Law:...... Don't mess with Mrs. Murphy.
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