Poll: What is the weirdest answer you've ever received for a question on Y!A?

Question

This mine:


I often go to sleep with pajama bottoms, socks and a t-shirt on. When I awake I am naked. This is a popular phenomenon, known in scientific circles as theft. My family members steal my clothes in the night and sell them down the market. I often walk to work and see kids wearing the clothes that only the night before I was sleeping in. It is a disturbing development.
The most popular misconception about dreams is that they are interesting. There is nothing on earth duller than listening to other people tell you their dreams. It is like listening to a story without proper characters, narrative and form. Rather like reading this question, in fact. I digress though, because dreams actually mean nothing at all sort of like facts and statistics. Facts and statistics can mean anything, but they rarely do. Men need statistics far more than women. As Angela Carter once told me: "Men think in feet, women are the feared other than will unravel your mind with baroque images of the subversion of order." I think she was drunk at the time. Lovely woman - although she doesn't share my birthday.

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I asked them to analyze my dream.

WTF hahah

Answer 1

Best Answer - Chosen by Asker

It was some troll talking about his gf sh*tting with a thong on and....



Oh god. Don't remind me.

Asker's Rating:

Asker's Comment:

I got an answer like that too once :|

hahah
wasn't it something about...refried beans...

I think I'm gonna puke

Answer 2

A very informative website, kindly stay in website and check

Those people are funny.

Answer 3

My question: Do you eat the crust of bread?



The answer- You better eat the crust of bread or you're considered racist.

Answer 4

wtf hahah ;)

Answer 5

what?? I am confused. That was weird. I don't get it.

Answer 6

Avocado .....
That's all I have to say about that .....

Answer 7

that is... wow, I never had a WTF answer but I have seen WTF questions... FREAKY WEIRD PEOPLE STOP BEING CRAZY

Answer 8

Wow umm thats.... weird... lol.


Take the white pill u will feel good in a bit of seconds but dont take 2 much bcuz u mite die from the acid in it. jus maybe take 2 for the times bein but if u start feelin all woozy and crap go 2 the docters imedately bcuz that means u got broken vesels in ur mouth
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I asked how to make my braces pain go away....


and no i didnt take the white pill.. i dont even know what it is they didnt give me a name

Answer 9

Q: Feel like taking a survey!?
A: No, thank you! Thanks for the two pointer ^-^ (rudee!!!!)

Q: How do I die a streak of my hair with Kool-Aid?
A:i dont know. but i think that'd be pretty cool if you did.

all weird answers for this one:
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;…
the answers made me crack up lol

Q: What is the FUNNIEST message in a fortune cookie you have ever seen?
A: My friend got one that said "Your key to happiness lies in a lumberjack career".
No joke. It was the funniest thing.

haha!

Answer 10

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;…

Answer 11

I once asked a question saying:
I want to breed my dwarf hamster. How would I carry out this task?
Should I simply advertise for a male dwarf hamster?

And someone said:

Why? so you can give the babies to all your friends? That's cruelty b****

I was like...ok?