Toreador-ah don't spit on the floor...!Lyrics?

Question

When I was little I always sang the lyrics to Carmen "The Toreador Song" as

Toreador-ah don't spit floor
use the cuspidor
that's what its for.

Are there anymore lyrics to it?

Do you know where its for or who sang it?

and

Do you know what the rest of the lyrics are?

Answer 1

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The real version is from the Opera Carmen by Bizet. This small portion was sung by the Three Stooges and that's all the lyrics they created for laughs of course. I love that!

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I asked two questions and this answer answered them.

The other people didn't really answer my question

Answer 2

Actually it goes like this,

Please don't expectorate upon the floor
Use the cuspidor,
That's what it's for.

I have the tune in my head, but I can't tell you what it is.

Answer 3

well the part you're thinking of is from the simpsons

(The Simpsons go to the opera.)
Bart: Hey, Lis, keep an eye out for the guy with the peanuts.
Marge: There's no guy with peanuts, dear.
Homer: Geez. No beer. No opera dogs.
Marge: Shh!
(The orchestra plays, "March of the Toreadors.")
Bart: (Singing) Toreador, oh, don't spit on the floor. Please use the cuspidor. That's what it's for.
(Bart and Homer laugh.)
Marge: Bart, stop fooling around. Homer, stop encouraging him.
Homer: Don't stifle the boy, Marge. We're supposed to encourage him.
Marge: Shush!

but the actual song has these lyrics
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toreador_So…

and at the bottom of this page under "media" you can find a sample of one version of the song - many people have recorded it.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carmen