Guys, if I put lip gloss on my bicycle would you try to have sex with it?

Question

Or would you be content just to sniff the seat

Answer 1

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If I had a nickel for everytime a girl asked me this I would have as much money as Lance Armstrong.

Do you know how many burns you'd have on your junk if you try to have sex with a leather seat?I do and if I had a nickel for everytime I did I'd....never mind.I don't even want to think aboot my "Boys" getting caught in the spokes.

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Asker's Comment:

Joe B-Am, You really did amuse me.
I also loved all other the witty and hilarious answers, Guys. [which is what I was hoping for].Thanks. Lol.

Answer 2

You can save that perverted stuff for others. I don't sniff bicycle seats, lick toilets, or peek into ladies locker rooms. Some of us men only want to deal with ladies who genuinely like us and want our company, not some stranger.

And I don't care what you look like.

Answer 3

No but I'm sure this guy would:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1…

Sheriff Colin Miller added: "In almost four decades in the law I thought I had come across every perversion known to mankind, but this is a new one on me. I have never heard of a 'cycle-sexualist'. "

Answer 4

The meat on the seat does turn me crazy, I admit. But I wouldn't go around humping bicycles just because the woman that rode it knew how to work the handle.

Answer 5

well it depends where you put it an what type of bike it is...... dude thats funny as hell but no! your weird man but you just made my day!

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my brain

Answer 6

What would you need the lip gloss for??

Answer 7

I'd just be content to ring the bell.

Answer 8

Only if it's a ten-speed or better!

Answer 9

Only if you were sitting on it!!

Answer 10

hmmm, perhaps if it was a BMX....

Answer 11

hmmm is the bike sexier than you?

Answer 12

if you put a picture of boobs on it they probably would!