What do I do if I'm in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me makes grunting and groaning noises?

Question

It's irritating, distracting, and I want to ask this mystery man to stop. But should I?

Answer 1

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Make a competition out of it. See if you can out grunt and out groan him. Make an otherwise boring but necessary task fun. Hope this helps.

Answer 2

You might want to stick your head over(or under) the stall and let him have a piece of your mind.

It is your duty as a bathroom attendee to enjoy your stay in the bathroom.

Answer 3

Yell over that you would like him to make a "courtesy flush" - the noise should get rid of the guys grunting and the flush should get rid of any odor.

Answer 4

unless you hear him say "Help", ignore the noises and leave if necessary.... in desperation, there's the bathroom next door... *smile*....but you may hear worse over there.... LOL!!

Answer 5

it happens dude... just get up pretend like you are finished and use another bathroom or wait until he's out of there. it happens where I work all the time, thank god for the two bathrooms. w

Answer 6

I think your in the wrong category...maybe.
Uh...leave him alone. What's he doing to you?
He's in his own little stall.
hehe

Answer 7

snicker quietly to yourself


haha he's pooping!

Answer 8

Stick your fingers in your ears.

Answer 9

Tell them to settle down or get a hotel room.

Answer 10

distracting? you must have shy ones.

Answer 11

NOTHING.

How long are you planning to be in there anyway? Just do your business and leave.

Answer 12

Use your imagination....you should already know what he is doing. By the way where does this take place at....work, church etc...where?

Answer 13

MYOB