My girlfriend always calls me an asshole. What bad names can I call her?

Question

It cant to be harsh, cause i don't want her to dump me, but i cant take it anymore, i want to call her names back so she knows how it feels... Please don't put something outrageous that I don't want to spend my time looking at...
I guess I can be an asshole, but she is one too for always calling me one!

Answer 1

Best Answer - Chosen by Asker

First off,

You should want to be the bigger person and refrain from retaliating in the manner that she is hurting you.

Second,

You sound like you are whipped. "Cause you don't want her to dump you," makes you sound like you allow her to treat you like crap. Change your attitude to, "Cause I don't want to dump her."

Third,

You need to sit down and have a discussion with this girl about how it really makes you feel to be called those names.

If she doesn't respect your feelings, well, you know what you should do.

Asker's Rating:

Asker's Comment:

Thanks, it helps. I appreciate it. I don't think I'm whipped, yet I do like the positive spin or double speak you suggested for my attitude.

Answer 2

Say ****, But make it sound like a joke .

Answer 3

tell her don't call me by your name

Answer 4

this is a horrible question. just tell her you dont like it

i call my boyfriend an asshole in jest alot
i really should stop.
i will
but dont call your girlfriend names to get back at her

Answer 5

Why call her rude names, you should be a gentleman not an asshole, if she is calling you that then she has a reason to. So knock it off!

Answer 6

If she is always calling you names, you probably shouldn't be together. If my wife started calling me names, her *** would be gone.

Answer 7

Hey Pamela.

could be a huge dis?

Answer 8

Don't call names back, talk to her like a mature adult. Let her know that it really hurts your feelings when she calls you names.

Answer 9

how about
slutty whore that i like so much

Answer 10

dont call her names, tell her that its pissing you off and you want her to stop

Answer 11

call her a jackhole!


I call everyone that! In case you dont see Jackass+Asshole= Jackhole.
or call her a asshole back. Dont say the B**** word. Just a fair warning!

Answer 12

hm, you want her to feel what its like to be called an asshole.

why dont you call her an asshole then?

or maybe, loser

Answer 13

slut, skank, whore, or nuthing just take that pain and live with it... get over it. have fun and good luck ^.^

Answer 14

why even sink down to her level

Answer 15

It seems both of you need to mature. If you care about each other, you learn to be nice to each other and show respect.

Answer 16

Be the bigger person. The old saying, "sticks and stones won't break my bones, but names will never hurt me" is a bunch of BS.
Tell her it hurts your feeling when you verbally assault you. You can't control what others do, but you can control what you do about it, so my suggestion is, (since you asked LOL) is walk away when she is being like that. To wrongs don't make a right darlin'

Answer 17

Call her lucky to have a boyfriend who takes such punishment over and over. She must be wild in bed for you to let it continue.

Answer 18

Tell her… I may be an azzshole………. but you’re kissing one

Answer 19

You guys need to talk. Tell her you don't like when she calls you names. You also have to not be an asshole either, as you say you can be. So...sounds like you need to reach a compromise, or break up. Simple as that. Calling her names back will not fix the problem.

Answer 20

my, what a loving relationship. everyone should be jealous.

Answer 21

dude. .. . call her your ex.

Answer 22

I would call her a slut....

Answer 23

Call her a "Micah Conrad." that name means one who does not know his own father's name and is dysfunctional trailer-trash headed to jail. Hope this helps!