How to turn into a vampire like Edward Cullen?

Question

Can someone give me a straight up answer! How to become a vampire and don't tell me vampires aren't real ok. I want to know how to become one like the Edward Cullen.Like a spell or a chant to call a vampire like Edward Cullen particularly.

Answer 1

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I seriously love twilight with all my heart, and this is gonna hurt a lot, but....Edward Cullen does not exist sadly :_(
that was very hard.

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Thanks your the only one who actually said it nicely and i still do believe that vampire are among us right now it could be a possibility but i do believe that edward is real in my heart forever.

Answer 2

You can't become a vampire like Edward Cullen. I gave you your straight up answer, but I didn't say vampires weren't real.

I don't know if i believe in vampires, but there are none like Edward Cullen, who is a fictional character from a book that some author wrote. You're not going to get what you want by asking this, in fact most people are going to be rude to you because they are sick and tired of people asking this question over and over again- instead try using the search bar.

The search bar serves a purpose, so use it! But you will not find how to turn into an Edward Cullen vampire, I'm telling you now. You may feel like you just want to escape into your own little world of beauty and grace, but this world of Cullen Vamps doesn't exsist.

Sorry to break it to you.

Answer 3

Jump into a vat of glitter, become emotionally abusive and overprotective, and lose fifty IQ points.

Vampires. Don't. Exist. Especially ones like Edtard Cullen! Get over yourself and take up a new hobby.

Or, you could write a fanfiction with Edward Cullen in it. Write yourself into it and make him change you. There. Writer's cure to everything.

Answer 4

1. Hole yourself up indoors until your skin reaches a pasty paper-like color.
2. Deprive yourself of meat and grains until you develop severe anemia and begin craving iron-rich substances such as blood.
3. Dump a tub of glitter on yourself.
4. Become a creepy stalker who watches people sleep from inside their own bedrooms. Ignore any restraining orders you receive; those are for humans, silly.

Congratulations! You're just like Edward Cullen!

Answer 5

surprised you are one of the few people that believe that vampires are real...
just get by one.dont stalk them.they are no where.ask your parents or people who are old if they have seen a vampire.living so many years,they did not see one? wow,that must be hard for you to do the opposite:track them and stalk them and ask them to bite you on the neck.

on the twilight book.....
it says you will be in pain after they bite you......
just like you got stabbed 10 times.
remember when carlisle wanted to die after he became a vamp?with no one by his side?
remember when bella asked to get bitten by her [[family vamps]]including edward and at first edward refused, like a baby crying after someone jacked their toy?do you know they reason to that,then?
i dont think vampires live forever tho,that was stephenie meyer's job to mix it up a little bit.

even if you do become a vampire,then could you fulfil your tempt to drink human blood?you'd have to practice and practice for almost 90 years to have his habit.

Answer 6

vampires like edward aren't real okay

i know what your going through, you probably are feeling lonely and afraid of growing old and dying but this is not an answer okay

as a vamp you don't live forever and you can still be killed with a gun or sword you live long, maybe a thousand years but you still die eventually death is a force it binds us and drives us to madness but even vampires dont escape

Answer 7

OK! umm i really dont know how to say this nicely but VAMPIRES ARE FAKE. I mean and people are probably going to critisize me for saying this but edward is really hot (like the character) but I am sorry to say that you can never become on of THEM. Thats just the way the world is. Sorry..

Answer 8

Edward Cullen is a douchebag, sprung from the loins of a horny "author." Stop deluding yourself with thinking vampires that sparkle in the sunshine are real. Real life does not contain gay vampires. Get over it.

However, you could always fall into a vat of glue, and then roll around in a ton of glitter! Then you would sparkle in the sunshine and be super kool.

Answer 9

vampires aren't real. you can't call a vampire. they dont exist. grow up. get a job. get a boyfriend. maybe his name'll be edward. you are an idiot. lol you wanna meet edward cullen? you wanna meet e.t. and harry potter too? theyre not real. grow up.

Answer 10

LMAO at Chariot "dump a box of glitter on yourself" AHAAAHAA

VAMPIRES AREN'T REAL. You aren't going to become one you weird Twilight obsessive child, get over it, I don't care if it's not what you want to hear.

Answer 11

EDWARD CULLEN IS A FICTIONAL CHARACTER! THERE IS NO WAY TO BECOME A VAMPIRE! VAMPIRES ARE MYTHOLOGICAL FIGURES NOT REALITY! IT'S NOT WHAT YOU WANT TO HEAR, BUT IT'S THE TRUTH! GET SOME PROFESSIONAL HELP.

Answer 12

okkkkk so im not a expert but i heard that some where there are people who dress like vamps. and suck peoples blood . but as i read this im sorry but i had to lol cause
THERE ARE NOT REAL VAMPS ONLY
SEMI ONES ( I GUESS)
but i dont know how to ans your question

Answer 13

Sorry, but Edward Cullen is not a vampire. He is a meyerpire. Meyerpires sparkle, real vampires don't. End of story.

Answer 14

EDWARD CULLEN IS NOT REAL! THERE IS NO WAY TO BECOME A VAMPIRE! IT'S NOT WHAT YOU WANT TO HEAR, BUT IT'S THE TRUTH! GET OVER IT!

Answer 15

here's how:

1. get a grip on reality
2. dress up like one on halloween

seriously.

Answer 16

real vamps arent like edward cullen. sorry. there are such things as real vamps but not like twighlight

Answer 17

I have freinds who are vampires and I was born one(at least I think I am... my freinds tell me I'm going through the Awakening process though they might be wrong). They were born about 250 years ago and look like they are 25-30 years old. If you are a vampire you still can't escape fate. Vampires don't act like the Cullens (I've read the books) and I've never heard of the turning process actually working... besides you don't know how terrible being a vampire actually is, it sucks to outlive freinds and family.

P.S. Vampires don't sparkle in the sun, it's more like an allergic reaction.

Answer 18

Well,I have a theories,ok.Really don't try this,I have not,only somebody willing to mabey die.The way I am thinking is to take sanke or any venom.Inject it in a needle,into your heart.You may not want to do so though.I should probably not have said so.Oh well,just drink blood.

Answer 19

there are such things as vampires but

1 EDWARD CULLEN IS JUST ONE SEXY ACTOR

2. ONCE ANOTHER SEXY ACTOR COMES OUT OF THE SHADOWS YOU'LL DUMP HIM ASIDE LIKE ORLANDO BLOOM

3 HE HAS A REAL NAME OH AND BY THE WAY HE WAS DUGGERY IN HARRY POTTER

4. GET A BOYFRIEND

Answer 20

you have to get bit by a vampire. thats the only way.