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Question

If you can tell how many paragraphs this is then your a genius


Mr. Beaver confirms that Tumnus was taken away by the Secret Police, who are under the control of the White Witch. He assumes that Tumnus has been turned to stone. The children are horrified and want to rescue Tumnus, but Mr. Beaver tells them that there is nothing they can do except go to Aslan The children beg to hear more about Aslan, and they feel the same sensation as when his name was first mentioned. Mr. Beaver tells them that Aslan is the King of Narnia, and that he is the rightful King, as opposed to the Witch who is masquerading as Queen. Aslan is not in Narnia often, the beaver says, but when he is, he makes everything right. Susan asks if Aslan is a man, and Mr. Beaver tells her, quite sternly, that he is not a man but a lion—the king of beasts. When the children express trepidation about meeting a lion, Mr. Beaver tells them that they are supposed to be nervous, as no one with any sense would feel completely fearless when meeting Aslan. Despite this, Mr. Beaver says that Aslan is good.

"Don't you know who is the King of Beasts? Aslan is a lion—the Lion, the great Lion."

The children are to meet Aslan the next day at a place called the Stone Table. They need to fulfill a prophecy—when the four thrones at Cair Paravel are occupied by four "Sons of Adam and Daughters of Eve," it will end bad times in Narnia. He tells them that the Queen has twisted this prophecy into a justification for her reign. She says that she is human and the rightful heir to the throne. She is not really human, however, but half giant and half Jinn. She is descended on one side from Lilith, an apocryphal and mythological figure who was said to be the original wife of Adam.

Suddenly they all notice that Edmund is missing. The children are distraught and want to form a search party, but Mr. Beaver tells them that this is unnecessary. He joined the White Witch, explains Mr. Beaver, as there was a look in his eye that branded him a traitor. No one remembers how much Edmund heard of the plan to meet Aslan. This is crucial, because the less Edmund tells the Witch the better. The children cannot afford to wait at the Beaver's home. They immediately begin their journey to the Stone Table on routes the Witch would not expect them to take. They hope that the Witch will not catch them before they can reach Aslan.

Answer 1

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I'm going to guess 5.

Although, it could be zero as there are no indentations, but you can't actually make indents on Y!A.

Answer 2

0... no indentation......

Answer 3

0.

Answer 4

No indent

EDIT: Whaaaaa!!!! They beat me to it.

Answer 5

there are no paragraphs in "this" its only a word.

However in the entire thing there are 4.

Answer 6

4 or 0 ?

Answer 7

0 . . . am i a genius? let me restate that i am a genius

Answer 8

I don't know about you, genius, but I think you should be able to use your and you're properly before quizzing others on their english skills.

Answer 9

0 cause u didn't indent
if u indented then 4

Answer 10

well there's no indentations, so you can't tell. but if there were it would be 3.

Answer 11

You can't indent on Yahoo! So thats not completely fair saying it's zero, because you can't even correctly try to make a paragraph.
So I say 3 or 4

Answer 12

2.

Answer 13

..1? Am I a genius?

Answer 14

The same number as are in "boring".

Answer 15

0, I think?

Answer 16

4?

Answer 17

No indent so 0

Answer 18

just one sentance 4 paragraphs

Answer 19

dip ****...0 no indentations. if you had them, it would be 3, as the 2nd 'Paragraph' has 2 sentences, and one paragraph needs minimum of 7 sentences. so the Answer is 0 (Zero)

Answer 20

0
But if you want to know 4
I'm reading the book in class for a book report(again)
lol

Answer 21

The lack of indentations people are referring to is irrelevant. It's quite normal in the technical writing I deal with every day to write things exactly as you have -- a space between paragraphs and no tabs. We often only use indentations if it's a double-spaced document since that means no extra white space between paragraphs.

At a quick glance, it looks like 4 for the book excerpt you've given us. I'm not sure I'd have divided things in quite that way, though.