How do I use a vacuum cleaner as a masturbation aid?
I hear stories about guys using vacuum cleaners for stuff other than housework.
Is that for real, how you doin' that?
Which is the best model to use, AC or DC?
Which buttons do I need to press?
How do I clean up the aftermath?
What other electrical appliances can be used for self gratification, I have a whole bunch of weird things in my kitchen and toolshed.
Are there any safety precautions I should look out for, I wouldn't want to have an accident.
What appliances do the ladies prefer?
Thanking you in advance.
Of all the things, you want to try using a vacuum cleaner to suck your sperm out. Watch it, you penis may be sucked into the vacuum cleaner! Or if it too powerful, you may suck all you delicate inner thing out, rendering your penis useless.
I don't know about vacuum cleaner, sounds like it'd be painful. The best I ever found was a jar filled with spaghetti, warm spaghetti not hot. Then cover the jar entrance with plastic, poke a hole in the center for your pleasure to go inside.
other ideas are, rubber gloves, 3m gel wrist rests, or just spend 40-60 bucks on a flesh light
nothing wrong with experimenting, just be careful.
I wouldn't do that, and I've tried most things. It could cause damage.
Look at www.jackinworld.com, in the techniques section - that should keep you off the streets for a while.
Look after your penis, it's the only one you will get, and it's got to last a lifetime.
When i was 12-14 and my mom would leave me alone, I would put my cock in the vacuum hose. It made a lot of noise as the skin slapped against the sides of the hose It took about 30 seconds before i was brought to my knees with a tic\ticklishness i didnt understand.