Is it a bad idea to color my penis with a black sharpie marker?

Question

I've been thinking about coloring my entire penis, with a black sharpie marker. Is it a bad idea?

Additional Details

I just want to add, that I'm not mentally ill, and I'm doing it for my own purposes, which are extremely normal. and I'm just looking to see whether I would get ink poisoning or not.

Answer 1

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So yu are saying that coloring your penis with a sharpie is extremely normal? Wow. You must be a genius.

Answer 2

It's not a bad idea unless you consider that it's much easier to absorb toxins through that skin and you want it to look like you penis is necrotic and going to fall off any minute bad ideas. You could get ink poisoning but you definitely will experience some really unpleasant irritation. And who knows what you're doing to the cells with those toxins. You don't want to get penis cancer (it exists), right? Sharpie smell is a bad smell signifying the poisons in the ink. But, you go right ahead if you think it'll be fun. If you must, use a non-toxic, washable Crayola marker instead. At least then it won't be so irritating to the skin (or, not as bad).

Answer 3

yah you could possibly get ink poisoning and what if you were to have sex? it is possible that it could get the woman infected and be a very bad problem? i dont know why you would do this but it could aswell give you an infection and i doubt it would stain your skin.

Answer 4

The ink would definitely permeate the skin, and since there is a more direst blood flow from the penis, than say your finger, it is more likely you will get some kind of poison. It should do nothing to your penis though.

Answer 5

Well, it might fall off from ink poisoning, but if you're ok with that, then I say go ahead and color your penis with a Sharpie.

I wouldn't use black, I'd use purple. It would look more festive.

Answer 6

I think you'll be fine. Bad idea? No such thing. Unless you count some historical events. (Too many to name) lol.
Go for it, then flash people! lol!

Answer 7

Using a nontoxic dry erase marker might be a better idea (and easier to come off).

Answer 8

Okay...
nothing bad can happen...if that's what you're worried about. If someone happens to see if they might think you have some issues...but otherwise.
whatever

Answer 9

It's only a bad idea if you don't use the Sharpie to put Charlie Brown hair on the head of your penis.

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Don't forget to show the people at school and church how creative you are!

Answer 10

Just cuz its black
don't mean it'll grow an
extra 10 inches

Answer 11

That is quite artistic.

Answer 12

Are you mentally ill?

Yeah its a bad idea!

Answer 13

yes! you will most likely ge ink piosining and get sick. so i would suggest not to.

Answer 14

Excellent idea! In fact, I'm going to do mine in solidarity!

Would you send me pics so I know how to proceed?

Answer 15

Yes, its bad!

Answer 16

Go ahead and do it...whatever floats your boat buddy...girls love it black LOL

Answer 17

Yes, some of the markers are toxic.

Answer 18

You are a retard.

Go ahead and do it and see what happens. :]

Answer 19

Hey to each their own!

Answer 20

lol, iys america, go for it

Answer 21

I'd really love to see that.....
*nohomo*

Answer 22

yea.
and why would u do that in the first place??

Answer 23

no, not at all...this will help u find the little guy easier...