How do i do a at home sercumsishun?

Question

sizors or razers on it

when will it stop bleeding

Answer 1

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Well circumcision is a good thing, but doing at home is not advisable! First off you more than likely passout from the pain and bleed to death....Not good! Secondly you need to stitch the to ends together and I would wager you can't sew! Now if you are serious you will need to find a Urologist (Dick Doctor...LOL). Get the yellow pages out and go to physicians and look for the last heading (some even advertise teen and adult circumcisions as it is very common)! Now to save money have it done in office with a local. You will be in and out in under an hour! Now you will need to figure out the style, I would recommend "High and Tight"! There is no moveable skin and makes sex great!

Don't listen to the antis like Oleander as they are all uncircumcised and have no clue! Being circumcised is cleaner, healthier for both partners and makes sex rock!

Good Luck!

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Happily circumcised at 18!!!

Answer 2

OMG! do not do this!!!!!

Answer 3

You are a genius!!!!!

Answer 4

Why would you do that yourself? Are you crazy! Do not do this at home, you need a Dr. to do it.

Answer 5

Buddy, before giving yourself any type of operation I suggest you practise your spelling.

As for your question, if you really want to get the 'snip' then visit your doctor. They will forward you onto a hosptial to perform the operation.

Answer 6

Just make sure that your tools are sterilized.

Be careful.

Let us know how it turned out.

Good luck.

Priceless!

Answer 7

Doctors can botch these up!! Why would you think you can do it when you cant even spell it?
you could cause an infection, bleeding, not to mention the pain.. Sick to even think about doing..

Answer 8

My friend did this when he was high on something, it bled for ages and then he had to go to hospital where the doctors all laughed at him.

Answer 9

What kinds of tools are you going to use?

Answer 10

This has the potental to turn out badly, but if your hell bent on circumcising yourself. Let us know how it turns out!

Answer 11

Are you crazy?!? are you doing this on yourself or on someone else? either way don't do it!

Answer 12

learn how to spell it

circumcision**

Answer 13

You cannot perform an at home circumcision. You can end up really messing up your penis, and that can be quite an embarrassment and disaster, as the penis is one of the only free pleasures allowed to guys, and it does deliver in that regard. If you want a circumcision that badly go to a doctor; but do bear in mind that circumcision has it's costs, other than the money. First off, the foreskin, which is full of sensitive nerves, is going to be removed, meaning you'll lose a good deal of sensitivity. Secondly, the glans (head, helmet, etc.), which is always protected from exposure to rough materials like clothing and whatnot by the foreskin, has to accommodate for the removal of it's protection, and thus is forms a thickened layer, similar to how hands will callous with constant work, and this thickened layer will further reduce sensitivity. And also, uncut guys need no lube to masturbate or have sex, the foreskin provides a natural glide. Having no foreskin for this glide means you'll have to purchase lube for masturbation and sex, meaning that you'll have to keep spending money to enjoy your penis, which will inevitably cost you way more than the initial circumcision and of course way more than remaining uncut. Also, in regards to the purported health reasoning for circumcision, those are skewed and false. Cleanliness leads to lack of problems, as simple as that. The eradication of a 5 second wash is nothing worth spending so much money over. Also, in regards to the supposed STD "resistance," this is utter crock. STDs can just as easily enter your body through your glans as your foreskin, and also just as easily enter through the skin on the shaft of your penis, meaning that the removal of the foreskin will not give you any resistance whatsoever to STD contraction. Condoms, not circumcision, prevent the spread of STDs. So, think well on these costs and consider if you truly wish to get circumcised. I wish you the best of luck in either decision, and I hope it is a choice you are making on your own accord, and not from the pressures of others.

Answer 14

This is not a do it yourself procedure, you need to see a doctor.

Answer 15

Just when you thought you'd seen it all...

Answer 16

Look Ma! A new form of birth control.

I think wire cutters would work best and don't forget the zippo to cauterize the wound.

Answer 17

Wow. Scissors definitely.

Answer 18

Wow you got on I am bored.com with this question

http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm…

and if you really want to circumcised your penis, go to a professional doctor. That is one body part that you do not want to get an infection in and wind up losing. If you do not have the money or health insurance to get it done, then just learn to live with it. An uncircumcised penis is no big deal

Answer 19

Hye, Phillie_E. Before he "practises" his spelling, maybe you should "practise" your spelling.

As for your quesion, you're a retard if you do it at home.

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My head.

Answer 20

you'll bleed to death

Answer 21

Do it with scissors.

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Charles Darwin's theory of evolution

Answer 22

I-Am-Bored Told me to do this!
:D


are you serious?
alright man, best of luck.





....scissors

Answer 23

May I suggest a miniature guillotine...and a lot of ice...(for further instructions, watch robin hood, men in tights.) -.-'

Answer 24

Get a doctor or a rabbi to come to your house. Why would you hack away at yourself with all the risk that goes along with cutting off huge parts of your skin.

Would you perform something like open heart surgery on yourself? Aside from just being hard as hell to do, you're probably not qualified to do it.