Adults only....! comments on d birds and d bees. have u heard these?

Question

"What do I know about sex? I'm a married man."
Tom Clancy

"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome
things that money can buy."
Steve Martin

"You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither."
Drew Carey

"Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as meaningless
experiences go, it's pretty damned good."
Woody Allen

"If it weren't for pickpockets I'd have no sex life at all."
Rodney Dangerfield

"As the French say, there are three sexes - men, women and clergymen."
Rev. Sydney Smith

"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday
night."
Woody Allen

"I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty."
George Burns

"It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married."
Matt Barry

"Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the
taxidermist."
Camille Paglia

"Life is a sexually transmitted disease."
Unknown

"My kid had sex with your honor student."
Bumper Sticker

"My sexual preference is not you."
T-shirt

"Programming is like sex. One mistake and you have to support it for
the rest of your life."
Michael Sinz

"Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast."
Woody Allen

"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."
George Burns

"Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are
unimportant."
Henry Miller

"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual
arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL
convertible."

Answer 1

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Hahaha,,,,I love the one by Rodney Dangerfield,,,,,Can I "borrow" some of this for P&S?

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Asker's Comment:

hehhe!!

Answer 2

sooooo true!! lol

Answer 3

old but still funny

Answer 4

That's a good one.Mostly true.

Answer 5

Sorry, I'm not yet an adult but it
was still funny reading them =]
You know, just don't put things
like "Adults only" or "No kids"
cos that just attracts them ; )

Answer 6

Damn! there was nothing about the birds and the bees or am I missing something here???
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Answer 7

some old, true, and funny comments here.

I liked George Burns comment........"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope"..........I can just imagine that....lol

see what we have to look forward to in old age, guess thats why they have come up with all the new devices now and days.............lol

Answer 8

yeah i have heards some of those before but they are all very funny.

Answer 9

Ha ha ha ha.......those were very good.......
There's none about the birds and the bees tho......
I thought I saw a Pink Bunny.....
It must be spring.......
You're on a roll.......

Answer 10

I saw a pink bunny too.......
The other day I saw a little green man......
Those were very good.........requires more.