If I obtained an M16, what female name should I give it: “Ann” (Coulter), “Laura” (Schl'r)er), or “Camille”

Question

If I obtained an M16,
what female name should I give it:
“Ann” (Coulter),
“Laura” (Schlessinger),
or,
“Camille” (Paglia)


Ann Coulter
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ann_Coulter

Laura Schlessinger
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laura_Schle…

Camille Paglia
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Camille_Pag…




Maybe:

Sarah Conner
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sarah_Conno…

Linda Hamilton
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Linda_Hamil…

Lena Headey
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lena_Headey

Answer 1

Best Answer - Chosen by Asker

If you "obtained" one in any way other than the very limited legal means available, you should name her "Lolita" because she's jailbait.

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Asker's Comment:

Good point.

Thanks to all!

(save maybe donall520)

;-)

Answer 2

I have three M-16s, and I just call them M-16s. Oh, I guess one is actually an AR-15.

Answer 3

SARAH CONNER .....terminate.....

Answer 4

Ann Coulter is the scrappiest of the 3. But Hillary looks more of a bar room brawler to me.

Answer 5

Man, I was going to recommend Hillary. But you beat me too it.

I'll have to suggest "Oprah", now.

Answer 6

why would you obtain one, and what for ?

Answer 7

Correct me if I am wrong AR15 does not go full auto an M16 does. Not sure why an M16 would be required unless you can not hit the side off a barn with an aimed shot. In that case I definitely do not think you should go with the 16. As to a name how about Katie as in Katie bar the door.

Answer 8

definitely go with Hillary, just be sure not to name the clips bill, because these days hes not gettin into her anymore.

and dont you dare name those clips after me. haha.

Answer 9

Sarah

Answer 10

I recommend Betty Sue. I expect to be seen by Gun plumber. I do like him, but he never posts a question, what can I do?

Answer 11

Name your gun?
OK, name your gun DUMB.
Both of you can then be DUMB AND DUMBER.

Answer 12

Barking Bear say name your peacemaker Calamity Jane.