Can you believe they said this?

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I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy."
* Tom Clancy

"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."
* Camille Paglia & Bill Anderson

"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships."
* Sharon Stone

"My girlfriend always laughs during sex ~ no matter what she's reading."
* Steve Jobs


"I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with "Guess" on it., so I said "Thyroid problem?'"
*Arnold Schwarzenegger

"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place."
* Billy Crystal

Getting married for sex is like buying a 747 for the free peanuts
*Jeff Foxworthy

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-*****."
* Jack Nicholson

"Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself."
* Roseanne

"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday .night."
* Rodney Dangerfield

Answer 1

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Whoooa------never heard that b/4, Thanks.

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Thanks for the star Douglas!

Answer 2

no!

Answer 3

These came as a surprise and fun! Thanks for sharing.

Answer 4

Those are all good.

Answer 5

These are great funny quotes!