Strange Laws!!! That are still legally binding!!? Anyone know of others?? And a Few Sexy Quotes!!?

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v In Kentucky, it's the law that a person must take a bath once a year


v In Providence, Rhode Island, it is against the law to jump off a bridge.


v In North Carolina, it is against the law for dogs and cats to fight.


v In Michigan, married couples must live together or be imprisoned


v In Singapore, it is illegal to chew gum


v In the uk Placing a postage stamp that bears the Queen (or King) upside down is considered treason.


v In the uk Excluding Sundays, it is perfectly legal to shoot a Scotsman with a bow and arrow.

Favorite Quotes & Sayings!!!
Quote: "Love does not consist in gazing at each other but in looking together in the same direction." — Antoine de Saint-Exupéry, Wind, Sand and Stars"

Quote: "I know not with what weapons WW3 will be fought, but WW4 will be fought with sticks and stones." — Albert Einstein


Quote :"If you want to buy a slice of heaven, you need to make England your home." — DAZZ@ (Nicked from Rod Donald {On New Zealand....He Must Be Mad!!! })

Famous Sex Quotes
"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy." --Steve Martin

"You know that look women get when they want sex? . . .Me neither." --Drew Carey

"Having sex is like playing poker. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand." --Unknown

"If it weren't for pickpockets I'd have no sex life at all." --Rodney Dangerfield "My cousin is an agoraphobic homosexual, which makes it kind of hard for him to come out of the closet." --Bill Kelly

"As the French say, there are three sexes-men, women and clergymen." -- Rev. Sydney Smith

"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night." --Woody Allen

"Homosexuality is God's way of insuring that the truly gifted aren't burdened with children." --Sam Austin

"I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty." --George Burns

"It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married." --Matt Barry

"Leaving sex to the clergy is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist." --Camille Paglia

"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope." --George Burns

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** Another is...if asked, a pregnant woman can ask a Policeman for his helmet to use as a toilet under her skirt or dress... and he MUST comply!!!** LOL Oh to be a pregnant woman for a day!!! lol

Answer 1

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I live in arizona where i live and here are some laws i found LOL:

Hunting camels is prohibited.
Any misdemeanor committed while wearing a red mask is considered a felony.
There is a possible 25 years in prison for cutting down a cactus.
Donkeys cannot sleep in bathtubs.
It is illegal to manufacture imitation cocaine.

When being attacked by a criminal or burglar, you may only protect yourself with the same weapon that the other person posseses.
It is unlawful to refuse a person a glass of water.
You may not have more than two d****s in a house

Source(s):

http://www.dumblaws.com/index.php

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Asker's Comment:

Some great extra's there.... Thx, postjohn...

Well done

Answer 2

TOO LONG SORRY

Answer 3

I believe it is still a law in the UK that Cab drivers must carry a bale of straw!

Answer 4

In the UK it is still illegal to eat mince pies on Xmas day.

Answer 5

Only within the walls of the city of York (UK) is it legal to kill a Scot if they are carrying a bow and arrow.

Also in the UK a pregnant lady may ask a policeman for his hat in order to pee in it.

Answer 6

A 'Freeman of the City' is still allowed to drive a flock of sheep across London Bridge. (A privilege not available to lesser mortals.)
Blugger is - the Freeman and/or sheep often confuse London Bridge with Tower Bridge - with inevitable chaos to the local traffic.

Answer 7

Black cab drivers and drivers of horse drawn vehicles in UK can legally pass urine in the street as long as they use the front nearside wheel.

Answer 8

in carmel in usa it is illegal to eat ice cream
in england it is illegal to buy a bible on a sunday but legal to buy porn on a sunday

Answer 9

Very!

Answer 10

In Lexington, KY it's illegal to carry an ice cream cone in your pocket.

Answer 11

well.lol