The Half Wit !!!!?

Question

A man owned a small farm in Indiana. The Indiana State Wage & Hour
Department claimed he was not paying proper wages to his help and
sent an agent out to interview him.

"I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them,"
demanded the agent.

"Well," replied the farmer, "there's my farm hand who's been with me
for 3 years. I pay him $200 a week plus free room and board. The
cook has been here for 18 months, and I pay her $150 per week plus
free room and board.
Then there's the half-wit who works about 18 hours every day and
does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about $10 per
week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of bourbon
every Saturday night. He also sleeps with my wife occasionally."

"That's the guy I want to talk to --- the half-wit," says the agent.






"That would be me," replied the farmer.

Answer 1

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thank you my friend i needed someone to put a smile on my dial and you never fail to do that :) your oz

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Have a happy Christmas

Answer 2

HAHA

Answer 3

Cute...I heard it as an Aggie joke...

Answer 4

hehehe

Answer 5

Wow-----how true it is for most farmers these days!