Funny 4th of July quotes?

Question

Anyone have any ideas 4th of July quotes that involve drinking or something funny? ex: 3 cheers for the red, white and blue.

Any ideas would be great!

Additional Details

It needs to be short and sweet...I am trying to come up with a tshirt saying for the back of a shirt.

Do people really think I am that stupid and would print degrading things on tshirts that represents the 4th of July...come on use your head. I am an adult and respect the USA...people are SO ignorant!

Answer 1

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"The British are Coming"...then drink some Beefeater Gin.

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Seems as though you were the only one that understood what I was asking...thanks for the imput!

Answer 2

The 4th of July combines the two things Americans love most in one day: alcohol and explosives. - David Letterman

You have to love a nation that celebrates its independence every July 4, not with a parade of guns, tanks, and soldiers who file by the White House in a show of strength and muscle, but with family picnics where kids throw Frisbees, the potato salad gets iffy, and the flies die from happiness. You may think you have overeaten, but it is patriotism.
Erma Bombeck

Republicans believe every day is the Fourth of July, but the democrats believe every day is April 15. - Ronald Reagan

July 4. Statistics show that we lose more fools on this day than in all the other days of the year put together. This proves, by the number left in stock, that one fourth of July per year is now inadequate, the country has grown so. - Mark Twain

Answer 3

Please don't print anything disrespectful on your shirts. Sounds like a cute idea, but remember the real meaning of 4th of July.