Has anyone heard of soaking a tampon in alcohol to get drunk?

Question

This is an urban legend i think. Soak a tampon in vodka and then insert it in the vagina or rectum. the alcohol gets into the bloodstream through the semipremiable membrane. Could it fool a breathilizer test?

Answer 1

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Could work, I'm not gonna try. But if it did, it would indeed show up in a breathilizer. Your blood-alcohol content or BAC is whats measured. When your blood enters your lungs to refill on oxygen, it release alcohol into the lungs, the high the BAC, the more that is released, and hence the drunker you are.
Just some FYI, most states allow a BAC of .008% Meaning .008 percent of your blood is alcohol. To reach this amount drink about 3 beers or shots of 80 proof. Also, if you hit .040 you're legally deceased. Not to say you can't surpass that and live tho. It's been done.

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Personal experience, police captain, science.

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Asker's Comment:

good call. That is what i was thought. already know the legaly drunk and dead stuff though.

Answer 2

NOT HEARD OF THAT...I USED ONE ONCE FOR A CANDLE THOUGH...SOAKED IT IN OIL..THEN LIT THE STRING...IT WORKED AS WELL

Answer 3

I'd watch out playing around with stuff like that, Marilyn Munroe could fill you in on how that works after you hook up in the ever after.

Answer 4

Gee, since the breathalyzer only works when you ingest something orally...I'm betting that's a "yes" answer. But if you're stupid enough to soak a tampon in vodka and stick it up your @ss, I hope it gets stuck and you die of toxic shock syndrome.

Answer 5

WOW! That would be very painful. It would burn. It doesn't seem worth it to me. But of course I don't drink so what would I know. Try it and find out for yourself! Bet it burns! The tampon also swells up so good luck inserting it.

Answer 6

Are you stupid or do you like pain. Give it a try, bet you can yell louder than you thought you could. And blood test are usually given to drunks...duh

Answer 7

Um, okay, that's just sick, first of all, but second of all...don't you think alcohol would BURN there in your private places??? *LOL* Uh, thanks but no thanks! And just how desparate are you to fool a breathalizer, anyway? As for fooling the breathalizer, MAYBE but doubtful, but it sure wouldn't fool a blood test, even if it worked.

Answer 8

cant be true. inserting a tampon into a vagina wont reach the blood stream because she would be standing up. the alcohol would only leak onto her underwear and through her pants. blood on tampon from her body goes downwards, not upwards.

Answer 9

no NO no you haven't haded a gf have you

Answer 10

Could ruin your rectum or vagina which is a pretty daft price for getting drunk.
Why get drunk anyway? What are you trying to avoid?