Where can I buy a retarded monkey?

Question

I want a pet monkey, but I don't want it to be smart enough to escape from my car while it's parked outside my office. Are there special shelters that house retarded monkeys?

Answer 1

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I <3 monkeys.

Answer 2

Try a Pet shop

Answer 3

What kind of question is that? But thanks for the point.

Answer 4

Lol probably like from a company that used product testing on the monkey...so it's probably drugged up and retarded.

Answer 5

ask the "what should i do"retard.he seems to know all things relatated to retards

Answer 6

Try your local night club. I am assuming that is where they will hang out.

Answer 7

you are the retarded monkey - in my book - if you think you can keep an animal in a vehicle each day while you are at work .... not a display item - to be cared for and loved

not to mention that an animal with a handicap is just as vulnerable as a human with disabilities - get real please!

Answer 8

Are you a sicko or what? Why would you lock a monkey or any animal in a car all day? That is cruel and inhumane. Perhaps you should be locked in your car all day while the monkey goes to work! The monkey probably would excel at your job...whatever that may be.

Answer 9

I think you have already got one! If you forgot what he looks like look in the miror!

Answer 10

anywhere you can find a monkey

Answer 11

I truely believe you are one. Ask your mom where she got you.

Answer 12

Not much of an animal lover are you?