Who deserves the Office Suck-Up of the Month award?

Question

Everyone who works knows of a suck-up co-worker, the brown-noser: the one who honeys up to the boss in efforts at career advancement. Now, you 'little' people can have a shot at exposing suck-ups: Who are they, where they work at--and what do they do to brown-nose around the boss? Here's your chance to 'anonymously' recognize the employee who makes your job hazardous and makes you sick watching them in action.

Additional Details

Brown-nosers bewarned: Careful how you treat others on your way up---because they'll be waiting for your azz on your way down!!!

Answer 1

Best Answer - Chosen by Voters

"Monica Lewinski" works with me at a local transportation company..she doesn't brown nose she just "sucks"

Answer 2

I deserve the suck up award, I was just promoted today as a matter of fact, all that sucking up worked and got me one hell of a pay increase.

Answer 3

There is nothing wrong with being polite to your boss but you should be polite to everyone.

Answer 4

I just do my job, no sucking up here. Just do my 8 and go home, sorry.

Answer 5

AMEN to that!!

Too many people know my email adress...but there definitely is one where I work. I'm just waiting for her to drop to her knees one day in front of the boss and start sucking right in front of everyone...

Answer 6

There are always going to be people who suck up and get promoted while others do the real work and no one notices!@

Answer 7

YOU 'N' ME

Answer 8

I don't know, but I would like to find some of these suck-ups and hire them! I never got the suck-ups, only the attitudes. People who acted like they were doing me a favor by working for me. For every one good worker I had a hundred worthless ones or worse, thieves.

Answer 9

Sorry i stopped working for cheap *** losers who get off on "the power" of being a MANAGER...i work for me, as a dogwalker, its great i have the best buds to hang out with during work time. Come home every day with a smile, from one of their silly antics

Answer 10

THANK YOU FOR THIS QUESTION!!!!!!

"Monica Lewinski"!!!!!!!! I have to agree with MissJ...She doesn't brown nose, she doesn't have to because she is in there with "Slick Willie" early in the AM and gets what she wants...He NEVER says no to Monica!!!!!

Then there's "Toes-alie", she doesn't suck but she will steal your idea and claim it's hers in a heartbeat...

There is also "Miss Buttinski" a.k.a "Madam Commando" (see MissJ's why go commando at work question for that reference)...She buts into every conversation no matter what the topic, runs back to Toes-alie to tell what everyone is doing wrong, complains about everything and goes on & on & on & on about every little thing. She swears she works harder than anyone else, talks for hours on end about her crazed dog, how she wears no panties, tells the same story over & over to anyone who will listen and in general drives everyone nuts...She has been cussed out several times by "King Kenny" and not spoken to for days by the people who work with her in the same room...

Thanks from all us worker bees who just do our jobs without complaining or recognition...

Answer 11

I believe I may have been up for the award occasionally