Did you know Women are like apples and Men like Wine?

Question

Apples and Wine

Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the
tree.
Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid
of
falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples from
the
ground that aren't as good, but easy. The apples at the top think
something
is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to
wait
for the right man to come along, the one who is brave enough to climb
all
the way to the top of the tree.

Now Men.... Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up
to
women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something
acceptable to have dinner with.

Answer 1

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The woman part is just so sweet, and the men part is hillarious. Thanks for brightening my day!!! God bless!!

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Keep Smiling!

Answer 2

LOL

Answer 3

the question is..Do i care?

Answer 4

hahah that's funny

Answer 5

interesting.. :]

Answer 6

Omg, now that is true to its word... funny too
And no i have never heard of that in my life

But wouldnt a man have to be a huge grape in order to get the apple drunk enough to take it out to dinner?

Answer 7

haha
that was a good one

Answer 8

lol

Answer 9

LMAO!! cheers^^

Answer 10

Don't forget, men can crush apples and let the juice ferment until it turns to hard cider. And you don't have to wait for a special occasion to enjoy it.

Answer 11

women are like apples because of the great figure
men are like wine because if you have to much of them you start to feel drunk.....when they ask YOU for a beer hehe

Answer 12

Lol, I like that.

Answer 13

yeah yeah yeah lol ♥

Answer 14

that's so cool, i did not know that

funi ha ha

Answer 15

nice thinking