I met Lance, myself, at the Montgomery County Fair back in the 70s. I suspect that he was a) surgically altered as a youngster or b) a birth defect or c) a result of some pretty harsh "manipulation" while a young kid.
Sure and no one took offers of "a Million Dollars!" from a Carney seriously ... his whole livelihood (one goat and a trailer) could only have netted him a few thousand a year.
After all, Lance was no mystical being ... he was a poor, deformed and basically unhappy goat. I think he suffered headaches Iat least his eyes didn't focus real well. I suspect he died and the corpse was sold, either to Ripley or some other collector of "oddities."
Has anyone looked in Michael Jackson's freezer lately?


