What are all of the words to the song, "There's a Hole In my Bucket, dear Mary, dear mary,"?

Question

I've heard the 'dear ___' be dear 'Liza, but it's a very redneck-y song and I'd like to know the rest of it.

Answer 1

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There's a hole in my bucket, dear Liza, dear Liza
There's a hole in my bucket, dear Liza, a hole.
Well fix it dear Henry, dear Henry, dear Henry
Well fix it dear Henry, dear Henry fix it.
With what shall I fix it, dear Liza dear Liza
With what shall I fix it, dear Liza with what?
With a straw dear Henry, dear Henry, dear Henry
With a straw dear Henry dear Henry, a straw.
The straw is too long, dear Liza dear Liza
The straw is too long, dear Liza too long.
Well cut it dear Henry dear Henry dear Henry
Well cut it dear Henry dear Henry cut it.
With what shall I cut it, dear Liza dear Liza
With what shall I cut it, dear Liza With what?
With an axe dear Henry dear Henry dear Henry
With an axe dear Henry dear Henry an axe.
With what shall I sharpen it, dear Liza dear Liza
With what shall I sharpen it, dear Liza With what?
With a stone dear Henry dear Henry dear Henry
With a stone dear Henry dear Henry a stone.
The stone is too dry, dear Liza dear Liza
The stone is too dry, dear Liza too dry.
Then wet it dear Henry dear Henry dear Henry
Then wet it dear Henry dear Henry wet it.
With what shall I wet it, dear Liza dear Liza
With what shall I wet it, dear Liza with what?
With water dear Henry, dear Heny dear Henry
With water dear Henry dear Henry water.
In what shall I fetch it, dear Liza dear Liza
In what shall I fetch it dear Liza fetch it?
With a bucket dear Henry, dear Henry dear Henry
With a bucket dear Henry dear Henry a bucket.
There's a hole in my bucket dear Liza dear Liza
There's a hole in my bucket dear Liza a hole.

Source(s):

i know this song....

Answer 2

of all the things in the universe waiting to be discovered, THIS is what you want to know ???

Answer 3

There's a hole in my bucket dear Liza, dear Liza, there's a hole in my bucket, dear Liza there's a hole.
Well fix it, dear Henry, dear Henry, dear Henry, well fix it dear Henry, dear Henry well fix it.
With what shall i fix it dear Liza....
With a stick, dear Henry...
but the stick is too long, dear Liza...
well cut it, dear Henry....
with what shall i cut it, dear liza...
with a knife, dear henry...
but the knife is too dull, dear liza...
well sharpen it, dear henry...
with what shall i sharpen it, dear liza...
with a rock, dear henry...
but the rock is too dry, dear liza...
well wet it, dear henry...
with what shall i wet it, dear liza...
with a bucket, dear henry...
BUT there's a hole in the bucket, dear liza....

Answer 4

rebekahfairf... said it best