How do i get rid of a pesty neighbour with a metal detecter?

Question

neighbour is detecting everything around us.

Answer 1

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This really works throw out a few hand fulls of bb's for a bb gun... It will drive em nutz. Also good if you ever need to bury something metal in your yard and you dont want anyone to find it.

Answer 2

when he is not looking take the battery's out... lol or call the police

Answer 3

1) Get a big mean guard god
2) Get a FAKE gun and flash it around
3) Throw rocks at him/her
4) Fart....ALOT

Answer 4

If he is on your property- call the police. If not, Throw about 5000 nail in the opposite way from your house and pray he gets lost.

Answer 5

Throw a bunch of magnets all over the place to annoy him!!

It might work,but if not it will give you a great laugh!!

=))

Answer 6

i don't think you can get rid of your neighbor. maybe you can ask him kindly to stop using his metal detector so much.

Answer 7

turn on your water sprinklers while he is outside maybe it will get wet and stop working. Bury something in the dirt by one of your windows and when he finds it acuse him of peeping tom

Answer 8

Ask him to please stop, or if he continues ask him to share his findings with you.

Answer 9

Buy several boxes of nails, and scatter them throughout your lawn. When your neighbor discovers that your yard is full of nails (and that's all that he's going to find) I have a feeling that he'll give up on your yard. Of course, then you have a yard-full of nails... it might be cheaper and safer to use pennies, but he could presumably use the pennies. I'd say it's exponentially funnier to make it impossible for him to find anything that might even be minutely useful.

Answer 10

Take a #10 electrical wire from your local hardware store, strip it, tie it to the hot side of an outside electrical receptacle or from the closest one, and bury it about 3-6 inches deep. When he goes to pull it up, it should give him a good jolt. If this is a little too technical, try an old electrical fence. It's DC powered and will give him the deer in the headlight look when he stumbles upon it.

Answer 11

go to adult novelty store and get some fart spray. when he gets close to your house, go talk to him and spray it on the other side of you where he cant see you doing it. just keep on talking to him about ablsolutly nothing for a while. then every time he comes around, do it again. soon he will get tired of you blabbing on about nothing while smelling like you have a fresh scoop of rocky road in you underware.