How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Answer 1

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I'm not at liberty to answer that question, as the WCLU (Woodchuck Labor Union) has expressly forbidden any trade secrets such as this to be made available to the general public. Also, the amount of wood that is chucked by any single woodchuck is severely limited by the number of chuck-hours clocked by said woodchuck over a single pay period, not taking into account any overtime hours worked in areas with extreme abundances of wood to be chucked.

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Now THAT is an answer!

Answer 2

Already been answered. LOL.
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Answer 3

As much wood as a wood chuck could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood

Answer 4

As much wood as a woodchuck would, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

Answer 5

a woodchuck would chuck, any wood he could chuck... if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

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moi!!

Answer 6

a lot

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my wood chuck

Answer 7

well first you have to consider whether or not it was a soft wood or a hard wood--and whether or not the wood chuck had a taste for wood in the first place!!! j/k--cute question though!!!!!-thanks for the laugh!!!!

Answer 8

LOL ALREADY BEEN ANSWERED

Answer 9

a woodchuck would chuck all he could, if a woodchuck could chuck wood..lol

Answer 10

I wonder how many times it would ask that question

Answer 11

I am that woodchuck, and I prefer to be addressed by my proper name, "Wood Charles".

Answer 12

He'd chuck as much as a Wood Chuck could if a Wood Chuck could chuck wood...Depending if he is up North where the price of cord is higher than in the South with 80* temp. in Feb. and no demand for firewood, YET!