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Jim Baw

Member since: June 26, 2007
Jim Baw
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About me: It's Tuesday, September 22nd. I'm back... from the future...

Dear Diary,
Today I forgot to wear pants again. I casually slipped into the office, settling into my cubicle without being noticed. I forgot my lunch though... that sucked.

The ceramic dog in my garden is giving me the evil eye, and my neighbors garden gnomes have stolen my underwear yet again in the middle of the night. When confronted, both my neighbor and the gnomes denied any involvement. I'll monitor the situation and report back tomorrow.

Mine truly,
Dirty Pants.

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