AbFab
Member since:
January 09, 2007
I am terminally jaded but have great
enthusiam for things I have yet to learn.
These fall into the following catagories:
How to clip my cat's nails without him
scratching the hell out of me.
How to write a concise sentence full of
momentum for the second one.
What to put on my tombstone that will
make people laugh their heads off.
I have 5 best friends, none of whom live
in this country.
I can hunt down garden snails and turn
them into a decent escargot.
I get up at least twice in the night to write
down ideas for plays, paintings, merchandising
and how to keep a civil tongue when someone
smarmy comes into my store.
I have a crush on Colin Farrell, Olivier
Martinez, Jeremy Irons and John Cusak.
I always have a Gardenia floating nearby.
I have the ashes of all my deceased animals.
I am not aging gracefully and have grown my
hair to my waist which will stay that way until
I'm dead. Am still rockin', date younger guys
and love hedgehogs.